People don’t read AA Dowd for the movie reviews. They read him for the cute animal videos.*

Can we set up a gofund me to make sure he gets some of the best nutritionists and personal trainers while in prison? i want to make sure that it’s a LONG life behind bars.

I’m really looking forward to two cliffhangers at the end of this week with Steven Universe. What’s going to happen with the Crystal Gems and the Diamonds, AND when will it air again? August? October? At some point in 2019? We might never know!

I just tried to think of a movie I disliked. I disliked “Boyhood.” Probably should have established that first, but I’m getting off a 60 hour week. My apologies.

Worse than “Boyhood”?

When will the angry entitled fanboy remake come out?

That explains that breeze I’ve been feeling on the back of my upper intestine after my mid morning fifth can of Monster.

This is a terrible story and that guy belongs in prison but man... you have to admire his dedication to hate after a little bit. Just... that’s dedication.

Your biggest mistake is in your second sentence, where you imply that any of these people would be bothered to do any research or read beyond a tweet. They just know that something happened that the current administration manufactured into a threat against them, and that’s not what cult leaders do at all. (GIANT WINK…

You know what you’re getting when you go to a buffet. Just pray no one has reached under the sneeze guard to sneeze on things.

I’m glad you wrote this, but it’s really a shame you had to. People were gunned down, but i know there are going to be complaints because CNN aired a few words that for some reason everyone declared was “bad” and we can’t say despite the fact that it’s a word and only has the meaning we ascribe to it.

I can’t wait to watch season 2. I can practically smell the Aquanet

Aidan Bryant. She needs a good role to pull her out of the “plucky best friend” typecast (even if she’s good at it.) But she’d be awesome at it.

I don’t even know it’s my favorite movie of the year, but it has stuck with me in a way that most movies don’t. i want to watch it a bunch of times and study it. It’s such a fascinating film.

Seeing Thoroughbreds on this list (Which is one of my top 3 movies of the year, by the way) reminds me of an argument my wife and I were having about the movie. How long was Lilly playing Amanda? My wife thinks she came up with the plan during the movie, i thought it was always the case, which is why she left the…

I disagree, i thought that the movie improved on the book in every way.

I cannot argue with this list. Please add at least two films that at which I can express some type of rage. Thank you.

So... it was only slightly worse than Infinity War?

Oh, I have zero doubt they will. It just sounds like a good idea.

This... doesn’t seem like a terrible idea.