I’m constantly in a state of wanting a cheeseburger. If you see me, and I’m not eating a cheeseburger, then know I’m not living up to the state of true happiness for me.

I’m still a huge fan of Space Quest. (obviously).

Here’s hoping that Pixar learns from this and releases 8 more Cars movies before we get another Incredibles.

I had a pretty bad reaction to the movie. Just before it started, though. I saw the Bao animated short and my eyes just started stinging and watering and I had an urge to call my mother and apologize to her for everything I’ve ever done wrong. Is that related?

I can’t imagine where he might get this information from what with the beeper at the end of the movie, the fact that it’s coming out a few months before Infinity War 2: The Search for Spock, or the countless interviews in which everyone has said, “Captain Marvel is going to be extremely important in Infinity War 2 and…

I think this episode set up some interesting things. We’re definitely seeing a change in Serena, who may be seeing the error of her ways. The “pictures as schedule” thing was one of the show’s better, more subtle gut punches. (The show is great, but a lot of what they want to say is shouted pretty loudly.) That moment…

Fair enough. That would explain a lot, actually.

True.

Kelsey Grammer was in rehab at the time and was replaced by Kate Mulgrew, who wasn’t supposed to be in the sketch.

Why doesn’t Burger King take real advantage of this and make a Pancake Burger I can have for breakfast?

Wait.. so if I get shot in the leg, i get free drinks for life?

Fun Fact: until this article, I honestly thought I was the only human on this planet that remembered DEBS. Also, it was a pretty fun movie

Wait, is this a good idea? What if like, Jason was MEANT to die in order to prevent him from rising to power and crushing us the boot of his stupidly tyrannical rule?

The box office draw of Sam Worthington is nothing for you to scoff at, my friend.

Yes, yes, i remember my 4th birthday.

Once again Domino’s stands up when the Government falls down. I, for one, am enjoying our new Pizzocracy, and remind them that pineapple on pizza is delicious.

If you like this, then you’ll LOVE the one I’m working on with James Patterson where a guy who has a job like mine has to sneak to save the world from an evil hacker thingy guy.

This is better than a the real thing, I imagine.

These look really good. American Carnage and Goddess mode look like something I’ll enjoy. Border Town looks interesting, I’ll check it out. High Level looks like it’s been done, but I trust those creators to deliver something new.

1. Legends of Tomorrow is the best superhero team up right now. I’m including all of the Avengers movies, so don’t ask. I’ve never seen a show so revel in the fact that it’s a superhero show before. Sure, Avengers has the big budget and the movie that is currently making more money than Ghandi and Jesus combined, but…