True.

Kelsey Grammer was in rehab at the time and was replaced by Kate Mulgrew, who wasn’t supposed to be in the sketch.

Why doesn’t Burger King take real advantage of this and make a Pancake Burger I can have for breakfast?

Wait.. so if I get shot in the leg, i get free drinks for life?

Fun Fact: until this article, I honestly thought I was the only human on this planet that remembered DEBS. Also, it was a pretty fun movie

Wait, is this a good idea? What if like, Jason was MEANT to die in order to prevent him from rising to power and crushing us the boot of his stupidly tyrannical rule?

The box office draw of Sam Worthington is nothing for you to scoff at, my friend.

Yes, yes, i remember my 4th birthday.

Once again Domino’s stands up when the Government falls down. I, for one, am enjoying our new Pizzocracy, and remind them that pineapple on pizza is delicious.

If you like this, then you’ll LOVE the one I’m working on with James Patterson where a guy who has a job like mine has to sneak to save the world from an evil hacker thingy guy.

This is better than a the real thing, I imagine.

These look really good. American Carnage and Goddess mode look like something I’ll enjoy. Border Town looks interesting, I’ll check it out. High Level looks like it’s been done, but I trust those creators to deliver something new.

1. Legends of Tomorrow is the best superhero team up right now. I’m including all of the Avengers movies, so don’t ask. I’ve never seen a show so revel in the fact that it’s a superhero show before. Sure, Avengers has the big budget and the movie that is currently making more money than Ghandi and Jesus combined, but…

I think that at least once a day. It’s believed that Keenan and Kel will only reunite once, to push back the Anti-Christ and end the Apocalypse. Again, it’s all in the pamphlet.

The Sandpeople... and I don’t know if that’s the preferred nominclature here... but the Sandpeople is not the issue...

I’m scared for him to leave, too. He’s like my one constant in this world. We’ll get new Presidents, we’ll get new nations, but Kenan Thompson on SNL is eternal.

Quick side note: My favorite Joke from Phineas and Ferb is when they’re doing the Star Wars episode, and Buford find them at the end wearing Obi-Wan’s robes and says, “Hey, look what I found just laying in the hallway!”

Look, Obi-Wan, for intents and purposes, is retired at the start of A New Hope. If he wants to hang out in his robe all day, don’t hassle him, man.

I can see that.

That’s the cool question to ask: How far does she know, though? Does she know that Commander Waterford has slept with June outside the ceremony? Nick? Does she know that there’s a brothel?