Hey, I watched this again last night. It wasn’t Peter Quill. The secret villain is...

What do you expect me to do, pick on someone my own size?

We can all still mock that one kid that shows up in their scouting uniform and then gets to leave early for the day for a scout trip, right? As long as we can do that, I’m pretty cool with it.

Come on Katie. I’m sure it wasn’t JUST the fetal heartbeat bill. The White house is also shifting more into abstinence only education. I’m more than certain that helped some, too.

I was thinking about this. This is actually an interesting moment in the movie, as it’s part of the tonal shift that slightly occurs earlier. Up until then, the movie itself has been about sacrificing itself for the greater good - Spider-Man almost dying on top of a space ship (then stowing away), Iron Man throwing…

Typed too fast, you are correct, sir!

No, they used to matter. We saw Thor’s Hammer, Nick Fury, Ant-Man’s Civil War references. A few directors saw it as a joke, so they lost the point that it could be something that hinted towards a greater story.

I laughed way harder than I should have at the Atom joke, and when Beast Boy and Robin sadly push their Waffles away.

Finally! Validation for my Tony Stark/Caroline in the City Fanfic!

This made my day.

True. Then Thanos is even worse! Thanos is LAZY.

Miek is ok. They played the Miek is dead card once before. WE WON’T BE FOOLED, MARVEL!

Thank God, a spoiler place for me to finally get an answer to this.

Helen Mirren gets paid exclusively in the ability to publicly execute people. It’s true. A buddy of mine cut her off at a Target once, and she used her “Fast and the Furious” payment to have him guillotined in the parking lot.

I was surprised that so many people were concerned with this, as they repeatedly said that Thanos usually kills half of the people, and that they only killed half of the Asguardians. i just assumed Valkeryie, Meek, and Korg helped people get off the ship while Thor fought Thanos and Hulk stood around in the background…

(Spoilers for infinity war. Go away if you don’t want to see it.)

Everything on the show works... the relationships, the characters, the friendships... even the enemies are really more minor annoyances than someone bad. but Kevin Kline’s stuff... it’s perfect. He’s got just this way of pronouncing each word like... I can’t describe it. it’s just wonderful. And it’s because he plays…

The best line reading of the night was when Mr. Fishoeder tried to get out of the surprise party by saying he was bitten by a dog, and when Linda said the dog could come to Mr. Fishoeder replied, “Oh... he doesn’t want to go.”

I ended up seeing I feel Pretty instead. Not terrible. Not wonderful. A lot of similar themes as Infinity War in that both Thanos and Amy Schumer’s character were overconfident, and it got them what they wanted.

Nicolas Cage is playing Superman. Your argument is invalid.