you have it half right. She punches him, then he runs off in the Thanoscopter.

Thanos stole it. He needed to know what the hell he was doing.

Wait.. are any of these spoilers? Thanos is going to be pissed..

I like the way it spent six seasons establishing characters, even if two of those seasons were in different settings within the same framework (Vice and Figgis Agency) and the way they were able to translate that to Dreamland. I’m looking forward to Danger island, and I’ll watch the hell out of whatever they have next…

Damnit, I didn’t want to like it this much. Not that I wanted it to fail, but I heard a Venom movie that was going to take the Marvel Netflix route of “hey, did you hear the one about the guy with the shield?” but with Spider-Man, I didn’t think it was going to be any good. The first teaser (which didn’t have to show…

Yeah, that makes sense.

You can’t NOT have Luis on that team, man. It’s only the Nedvengers because he gets the idea to make it.

You are right, and I have shamed myself. I wrote too quickly.

Wait... am I supposed to hate Kanye West this week? Or do i like him this week?

Bonus: AND you get to piss of MRA’s. Kevin Fiege, call me.

Everyone’s talking about whether Sam or Bucky will pick up the shield off of Steve Roger’s corpse, but honestly... why are we seeing Peggy Carter pick it up like in the books.

Translation: It’s not to late to hope for my Ned movie.

Update: The Guardians of the Galaxy have been called in to deal with a disturbance on the Navi Homeworld in Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

Do you remember when this was so big that there were news stories about people wanting to live on the Avatar Planet?

Oh my God! They brainwashed Hawkeye!

Iron Man came out in 2008, spawned three(ish, if we’re counting Civil War) direct sequels and 14 additional movies in the same universe.

I almost wrote that one, and Hamm’s death is second to me, only because of what you point out, and because no one talks about how funny he is. But Farrell didn’t even have that line. You saw him only from a distance. He never showed up in flashbacks. He never showed up with a line. Just... gone. That’s brilliance.

Would they do that again to Hawkeye? I love the concept, but that poor guy...

It would take the focus off Tony Stark’s many unaddressed war crimes.

1. I’d watch the Rock in a remake of The Last Action Hero. I hope he goes on to make a million more movies.