I was hoping Marvel would learn from this and just dye Josh Brolin purple rather than CGIing his upper lip. Alas...

Nice job, Gizmodo. Now the fish will be onto us, giving them an advantage. My Goldfish often speaks of the upcoming fish/mankind war.

I wish this episode was better so I could lightly troll Zack by saying his review was “fake news” but he hit it on the head. He might have been a little too generous. Let’s end the “reboots” that are really just cash grabs that negate good endings of shows. If you’re going to reboot a show, tie it into the original…

Y’all can laugh all you want, but when it comes out that each one of those feathers represents a successful murder, you’re going to be sorry.

I wasn’t on board with the rating system until it got to the pits, then for some reason it all clicked. Looking forward to the site.

So what they’re saying is that this whole thing is just a test run for the Hawkeye movie, which will have the Avengers as supporting characters to the REAL hero.

I’m torn on the Deadpool cameo. On the one, I’d like some of the new Mutants, or Professor X (Stewart) or even Logan to set up an X-Force movie. On the other, I’d like something funny like Betty White. In face, typing that, Id like Betty White. that would be awesome.

Me, neither. She used the Force twice in the original trilogy. It was pretty obvious she could use it.

Wait, a guy like Bill Clinton or me? Because I’m flattered, but I have way too many scandals in my closet. Literally. I can’t stop buying seasons of Scandal, and I just keep them in my closet.

The biggest mystery of all is how he managed to work his way into so many people’s hearts. I’m not joking, I remember I had a friend who was a die-hard Republican back in the 1990's. She hated him with a passion that was almost admirable in how dedicated she was to hating him. Didn’t even really have a reason, just…

This comment makes me happy I read it, but then sad that I didn’t think of the joke first.

I’m sure they will. I think a lot of it is how we’ve been seing him: We haven’t seen him much interacting with real people. Most of it has been either focused on how big he is, or punching out a CGI Iron man. The closest we’ve gotten is his moment with Captain America, and that looked pretty dope.

I have this theory that Hawkeye and Ant-Man are the most important characters in the piece, having some side-quest that will tie heavily into Avengers 4, and we’ll find out through snippets and post-credits scenes. That’s why Ant-Man and Wasp is one of the post-Avengers: Infinity War movies. I honestly think we…

Oh. Screen time. I... read that headline... a little differently.

Rick and Morty fans get the most press, the minority is the loudest, but they’re hardly the worst. (They’re not saints, don’t get me wrong.) They act smarter than everyone. You want to see worst, check out the hardcore Stephen Universe fans.

I mean... McDonald’s started selling the sauce again. I have this theory that the creators just REALLY wanted that sauce, and this was the best way to do it.

Sorry, that one was me. I demanded that they introduce a Holmes’ sister, and they listened. Sorry about that everyone.

That would be pretty awesome.

I’m hoping that Ant-Man and Hawkeye are off on a big adventure that will tie into Avengers 4. Like, they’re not in this a whole lot, but there are references to where they are. The Post credits scene is something they (and the Wasp) have set up to be big in Avengers 4.

i’m sure someone does, ignoring the real complaint that it’s an alien being played by a human. That’s really offensive. We deserve to be invaded.*