Bad news. I hear they did have to CGI his upper lip for Infinity War.

This is a lot of words to say “We’d better get our Wakanda/King/Throne puns ready for when Black Panther is number one again this weekend.”

Let’s be honest... did he really die, or did he finally achieve time travel? Like... are we just going to see him again in 10 years? I’d like to believe it’s that.

I’m confused. Why doesn’t he just used the Force to make us all forget everything?

In fairness, Gone in 60 Seconds was a good movie whereas GI Joe was GI Joe.

I’ll give him a third chance.

I’m coming around on him.

I understand all the words in your last sentence, but I don’t know what they mean put together like that.

Fair enough.

Lawn Darts, obviously. Nothing bad should happen throwing that into a group of people.

On your recommendation, I will check it out.

First thing you need to learn is delegate, man. He can’t be embarrassing everywhere at once, it’s really taking a toll on him. Gotta spread that around.

In fairness, almost anyone would be a better Secretary of Education than Devos. I could throw a dart in a crowd, and after the tetanus shot that person would make a better Secretary of Education. Hell, I’m currently more qualified than her, because I have a Master’s Degree in Education, and my first act as Secretary…

I click on a link because it says “orgy” and I find out it’s just a movie review. Well played, Evan.

I’m having a really bad day, and this made me laugh. Thank you!

And they didn’t turn off the swearing filter. This is forking bullshirt.

I’ve figured it out! We’re in the Bad Place!

It’s blurry, but I’m really digging those X-Men Costumes. I think they’re going to look great.

The new Jigsaw traps are brutal, but at least he’s promoting recycling.

(Minor comic spoilers)That’s where the comics seem to be going. Not with a cure, just where the zombies are fading into the background and it’s more about the rebuilding.