Yeah, poor writing. I was trying to do a joke, and it turns out I was just writing a sentence. my bad. Sorry everyone.

No one will be able to conquer PC Culture quite like Justin Long and Jon Hodgman.

I don’t mean a cliffhanger like you’re thinking. I mean a cliffhanger like Tony Stark, hanging from a cliff. I mean if Ultron ended with Sokovia being suspended in the air and the Avengers looking up at it, wondering how they were going to fix everything. I don’t mean Thanos, staring ominously at the planet or Toomes…

I don’t mean a cliffhanger like you’re thinking. I mean a cliffhanger like Tony Stark, hanging from a cliff. I mean if Ultron ended with Sokovia being suspended in the air and the Avengers looking up at it, wondering how they were going to fix everything. I don’t mean Thanos, staring ominously at the planet or Toomes…

I mean a real cliffhanger. Not like... “hey we found a Joker card” or “look at this ominous looking guy looking at a planet” or “set course for home” type thing.

This is my new happy place.

This is my new happy place.

I don’t like this. Not because it’s an overlooked gem of the Marvel Universe and the sequel looks to make it even more of a gem that will be wonderful thanks to all of the leads, but for what it means. If all holds true, we’re getting Captain Marvel... set in the 90's. Then we’re getting this one... set right after…

I hope he makes it through the whole thing without taking off his pants. That’s pretty much the bar, here.

Oh, you poor dumb man. I hope you enjoyed your career, because this is how it ends.

Dany marries the handsome newcomer “Fronzel Neekburm” who defeats all of the White Walkers single handedly and forces Jon Snow to bend the knee to his greatness.

The problem is that Zack represents the type of fan that drove Star Trek into this place.

Wasn’t one of the reboots 11 seconds when he “butt rebooted” everything? Only the longest was 11 months.

I like to think that Sean Hannity is a Republican, so he defends Republican talking points, but even he wakes up each day and looks at Trump’s tweets then responds, “damnit, I have to defend THAT!?”

I like to think that Sean Hannity is a Republican, so he defends Republican talking points, but even he wakes up each day and looks at Trump’s tweets then responds, “damnit, I have to defend THAT!?”

It would have been one of my favorite parts if it were the focus of the movie. Tony Stark as the “bad guy” (antagonist.) No big teams. No clearly filmed on another set Spider-man scenes. Just Tony and Cap.

It would have been one of my favorite parts if it were the focus of the movie. Tony Stark as the “bad guy” (antagonist.) No big teams. No clearly filmed on another set Spider-man scenes. Just Tony and Cap.

A lot of Johnny Depp’s character swinging wildly from likeable rogue to flat out bad guy but we’re not supposed to notice? :)

That would be awesome. Also, I’m just sort of speculating... I’m worried that Marvel looked at their actor’s contracts and we get things like “Captain America: Civil War”. (Everyone loves the airport scene. I love the airport scene. The rest of the movie was very, very, very, very, very, rushed. Also, I have real…

THANK you. Finally.