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I keep forgetting about this but YES! This was one of the best movies of the year! While other movies are fighting over everything, everyone just seemed to forget that this perfect little romance/comedy/drama dropped.

I saw Thor: Ragnorock in theaters, and I loved everything about it, but it terms of filmmaking it was WAY too pleased with itself in winking at the camera every couple of minutes to remind everyone that they were watching a Marvel movie and gee ain’t we all cute. Guardians was the superior Marvel film this year, to be

I have to second (or third) Kong: Skull Island which is a lot better than it should have been. I would also like to nominate whichever movie John C. Reilly thought he was in while making Kong: Skull Island, because that was an amazing film as well.

It has all of us.

It has all of us.

I got yelled at for 20 minutes because I wanted to see Justice League so it meant I was a feminist anymore. So... I’m just as confused as everyone else.

So I CAN have a baconator is what you’re saying.

Wait... I missed the part that Wendy’s was adopted by the Alt-Right. Can I still have a baconator? I’m going to still have a baconator.

Unfortunately, yes. I’m doing research on an article and Steven Universe fans bullied a girl because of some drawings. I was wrong as she was 19 not 15 (because I was typing fast.) here’s the article :

Solid list, but for standouts I’m REALLY happy to see Logan Lucky on this list. It was hands down my favorite movie of the year... a heist movie that had actual heart instead of random twist after random twist, and where you cared if the people succeeded or not. Given everything I’ve seen, I really thought I was the

I mean... a re-education center is a TYPE of School.

So... this is going to be the version that they’ll teach in school books in 50 years when this is all over?

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wasn’t my favorite, but for a series that started with Nazis’ getting their faces melted by magic I’ll buy that maybe Indiana Jones found some aliens.

Given the way some of these movies have a course correction after the vocal minority complains loud enough (see any movie after Man of Steel in which we get a lengthy explanations as to why we don’t have to worry about this superhero fight giving a civilian so much as a paper cut) I’m worried that the next film will

“Tony... Thanos is using the power of the Infinity Stones to cause a worldwide Geostorm!”

It was one of the best things about the movie.

I’d be ok with this.

The Mummy and the Last Knight didn’t feature a young boy manipulating his mother to commit murder through the power of precociousness.

In fairness to Geostorm, it did use the phrase “Geostorm” as many times as I would expect a movie called “Geostorm” to use it. So it had that going for it.

hey, this is embarrassing, guys, but you accidentally put “The Book of Henry” at #6 when it should be at #1 as the worst movie of the year. Maybe all time. Maybe ever since film itself was invented, and I’m including those early fan films with dialogue that included Captain Kirk falling ill and Ensign Dirk Perfect