It was one of the best things about the movie.

I’d be ok with this.

The Mummy and the Last Knight didn’t feature a young boy manipulating his mother to commit murder through the power of precociousness.

In fairness to Geostorm, it did use the phrase “Geostorm” as many times as I would expect a movie called “Geostorm” to use it. So it had that going for it.

hey, this is embarrassing, guys, but you accidentally put “The Book of Henry” at #6 when it should be at #1 as the worst movie of the year. Maybe all time. Maybe ever since film itself was invented, and I’m including those early fan films with dialogue that included Captain Kirk falling ill and Ensign Dirk Perfect…

They should probably focus on making an edible pizza before they starting tinkering around with the recipie even more.

If that’s the case, then I’m submitting my patent for a Big Mac but with bacon.

Cinnamon rolls! Well, then, all is forgiven. Going back to being a piece of human trash with our blessings.

The problem with Supersize Me goes well beyond what you’re saying. Look, eating McDonald’s every day isn’t healthy, and yet the dollar menu provides easier access for those who are poor to get this as their only meal. Here was a guy who took a look at it, and shone a really important light on a problem - the…

So... this is just your way of saying that we’ll NEVER get his food journal?

Don’t get me started on Civil War. The entire thing was a build up to that airport scene, the constant reminders that it was empty so no one was getting hurt was ridiculous and defanged the entire movie, the addition of Spider-man, while fun was noticibly added after production, and the entire sequence after the…

you are absolutely right! That was amazing, especially right now!

Really glad we had to cancel Cow and Boy and Liberty Meadows so we can get more Dilbert. Modern Offices amirite?

The Marvel movies, while wonderful movies, don’t have a lot of surprises and tense moments. Yeah, Tony Stark’s suit malfunctions or Thor loses his hammer, but in the end things will be fine.

I’m really looking forward to the movie made about this while thing where Doug Jones (the actor) plays both Doug Jones and Roy Moore’s horse through the magic of practical effects.

So... my prediction that this will upset The Last Jedi in the box office probably won’t come true, is what you’re saying?

It works because it doesn’t feel like a typical comedy. Things aren’t wrapped up neatly in a few minutes. It has a longer arc. We aren’t getting 20 episodes so they need to spin their wheels for 10 of them and we get an episode about Jack’s tattoos. It’s like a Netflix or Hulu show that happens to be on a network.

Damnit, AV Club, I was all ready for a fight and you went and put the Good Place, the best television series of the year, in first place. I can’t argue with this. This show is amazing because it gets little details right and doesn’t try to drag out mysteries for 20 episodes. It deserved to win on the “Jason figured it…

This is like someone from the south saying “Bless your heart”, when they really mean, “you’re an idiot” right? Because he’s the pope he can’t say “You’re all going to Hell and I’m telling Jesus.”

True. Some of my conspiracy-theory is leftover from my original idea that they were going to let him be in power to pass some God-awful piece of legislation then get rid of him quickly. (Which does look like it’s coming to pass.) I still see him pushing Pence under the bus. In fact, you can see him laying the seeds…