Everything was ok, except for the alpha of Mother 4, F-Zero for Switch and the only-in-the-world Super Mario and Princess Peach Official making out Jazz Soundtrack.

“Unfortunately the fire destroyed our one working copy of the Mother 3 translation, so we are definitely not bringing it West now.”

Fails to take into account number of levels, weapons, and cutscenes, which are essential for determining how good a game is.

“some indie developer came along and made a 15-hour RPG, but sold it for $3, you’d get a score of 3!”

Free-to-play games are INFINITELY good. Finally some recognition for Diablo Immortal /s

Lol I never thought about it like that

Reminds me of a tweet I wish I saved when Tetris VR and Tetris 99 released on PS4 and Switch. They tweeted:

The whole point of Nintendo multiplayer games, specially Mario Kart, IS the constant ruthless betrayal of love and friendship

a lot of people hated the chalice when the game came out and continue to hate it now. I kind of like it. I’ve played hours and hours of Diablo with friends and it always ends up with 4 of us wandering to separate corners of the map having to find each other before moving on, each working on separate quests, constantly…

For the record, in the original every player had to use a GBA during multiplayer - the screen showed something different for each player, including a map, enemy locations, treasure locations, etc with the goal being of encouraging communication. The one time you didn’t have to use a GBA was in single-player (though if…

The moth photo was cool, at least.

Jessie from Team Rocket knew. She caught a Wurmple thinking it would evolve into Beautifly, but when it evolved into Dustox instead, she thought it was even better!

I don’t think I’m capable of trusting someone who hates blathers.

I’m so sorry that a character has a phobia that pisses you off.

Communists, famously known for their upcharges in a free market economy

He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab

“But you should still tip based on the cost of the gold steaks.”

In his Yelp review, in which he refers to the Salt Bae as a “communist loving, piece of crap,”

I’m normally and somewhat automatically team restaurant because most of the time, customers suck and I say that as the unofficial “Salty Patron” myself. Also, anyone who immediately says they will head to Yelp to publicize a complaint is someone I typically want to knee in the crotch.