frontallobeconfabulator
FrontalLobeConfabulator
frontallobeconfabulator

Trumpbomb is bigger than Putinbomb. So fucking proud to be murikan now. Thanks to all the braindead electorate who got us here, but special thanks to the dems who nominated such an unappealing mistake.

“Rocky Vaz, director of Dallas’ Office of Emergency Management, told Dallas News that investigators have concluded that hacking was to blame...”

Oh, I thought he was working for NPR now.

In other words, these companies had no problem sponsoring years of toxicity spewing out of this subhuman, but the bad PR associated with a few lawsuits went over some imaginary line?

Oh yeah, what a fucking outrage. How are we ever going to get a government registry of these people if we don’t give them an opportunity to self-identify ... or rather, impose a legal requirement for them to self-identify?

Be thankful, this could have been worse. Some “representatives” were apparently pushing for forced sterilization if mom didn’t get work after 90 days -- for which mom would be billed, of course.

By trying to force a corrupt corporatist candidate down our throats, in combination with their electoral incompetence, democrats are substantially accountable for the fiasco that wound up in the White House. But it’s a corrupt, corporatist party, so what else could they do?

The taxpayers who had this so-called water inflcited on them now have the dubious privilege of paying government workers to write them a letter of apology.

Wait - some clown self-identifies as “PewDiePie” and he needs to make a Hitler reference before you figure out he’s an idiot?

By continuing to give this motherfucker a platform, NPR shows just how low it will pander to preseve its federal funding. With its emphasis on food, sports, mediocre music, and now providing a platform for neo Nazis like Gorka, it’s pretty clear that NPR has outlived its usefulness.

Will the Trump wars get as high ratings as the Trump speeches? Will good ratings make them successful PR efforts too (albeit with direct casualties)?

No it’s not their fault. The assumption that these losers stole votes from the candidate you people vomited up is wrong. The country’s going to hell while dems are fighting over who gets to chair the 8th Circle.

Hey but what about those Oscars?

The American Experiment has failed. It actually failed a few decades ago, but maybe it takes a cast of characters this evil for it to really hit home.

Teach children to discourage stereotyping by sterotyping children.

In other words, nothing whatsoever changed. Nothing.

You’re missing the elephant in the room. Many, many thinkgs are poorly named.

Your “headline”contains a presupposition that people remember in the first place. Or even give a shit.

Probably a “dead cat bounce” unless they’re actually breaking out of multiple decades of their own corrupt history. Bet they still won’t dare piss Goldman Sachs off.