That’s cause the average American is the same size as the smart

This is the hometown of your very own weekend editor. Just thought you’d all like to know.

Might want to check your math. Everything’s right until you get to power:

power = work/time; time = money

The Y2K bug caught us here in Maine with our pants a bit sagging.

In the future I’ll be able to reach out to the dash and push a button for a radio station and push another button to adjust my cabin climate. I won’t have to scroll and swipe my way through layers of menus on a flat screen.

I didnt watch the video.

If things keep up the way they have been, they may need to replace those with a badge that shows running pedestrians

Hey, they are just letting you know what the entire interior is made of

Sorry. I have to disagree somewhat on the Taurus badge. That generation of Taurus came with one of two different engines, both 3.0l. The vulcan was an old pushrod good for about 155hp. The DOHC engine was good for almost 200hp. Where it kind of mattered was that with Ford’s arcane model designations I could purchase a…

Only a professional super-soft wash will do:

Good. No one should be using these paint-destroying machines! Example... that time when I caught a Maybach in a $7 Chevron drive-thru wash.

This is the reason why this version, fitted with the V6 engine, is the upstart in the otherwise milquetoast family. It’s legitimately quick, yet hides all of its relatively high-performance pedigree to give others the illusion that their participation trophy isn’t as worthless as it really is.

I was caught in the middle of a lightning storm and DESPERATELY needed my DeLorean DMC-12 to start. It was running perfectly fine one minute, then randomly died. After several cranks, it was looking BLEAK. In a moment of pure frustration and helplessness, I slammed my head into the steering wheel...and it fired right…

...But, but I am the mechanic. This poses existential problems.

In an encouraging sign, polls have shown that Meteor 2016 is heating up and staying on target.

What shit bag this man is. Good on the San Diego Tribune for following his BS antics. What is with these conservatives who hate the government, especially the women in it, and demand respect for it as well.

Left a party in LA @ 10pm with 3 buddies and booked it for Vegas, drank and gambled till around 10 am, headed back to LA with me driving my friend’s 83 Mustang GT (I loved that car), and dozed off at the wheel doing @ 120, drifted to the shoulder and didn’t crash!!! Pulled off, and slept in the dirt, right there and…

And he sounds brilliant doing it!

I was an instructor a few times for Audi Driving Experience, and they really wanted me to say awd was basically the safest thing ever. I would always change the message a bit too “awd is magical, until it comes to physics, physics always win, don’t drive like an asshat”

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer