Sit down and shut the fuck up.

I am very familiar with Park Slope. Lived there years ago when my kids were little. Brooklyn Becky lives a short distance from the Gowanus Canal. The Gowanus Canal is one of the nation’s most seriously contaminated water bodies.

Let’s try a little math, shall we?

Yeah, fuck her. Her initial defense was “I’m rude and I can’t help it.” Bullshit.

Please be sarcasm. If not...look, he’s doing good for a certain group of people that have been and are treated badly. It sucks, I suppose, that he didn’t use this ONE tweet to champion every single group out their in existence, but hey, he’s got priorities. Also, it’s not racist because this tweet implies no negative…

For a white guy from Eastern Europe who has never been to the US, I’m trying to figure out why you are in the conversation. And yes your seven are a bad example over 39 years when Lebron could name four in one month. My other question is if all lives matter why do you get upset when someone praises some of those…

And you jus described what white people teach in school as history that EVERY ONE must learn or acknowledge: white people are responsible or helped created everything Great. For you to take the unnecessary time out of your day to read an article that explains white tears of a famous black man praising black women,…

You keep digging... like your ancestors pillaging the african continent, you keep making the same mistake and pretending like your doing something great.

Someone has a serious case of the “what-a-bouts”. You might want to check in with your doctor.

I’m 48. This is what I grew up with ...and we won’t even discuss the misogyny:

Perhaps, as a white guy from Eastern Europe who’s never been to the US, you are not the best qualified to speak on the subject?

WHOA SEVEN WHOLE WOMEN CONGRATS. Meanwhile, I’m going to give myself 30 seconds to write, off the top of my head: Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Any member of the Kardashian clan, Taylor Swift, Lena Dunham, Mila Kunis, Gisele, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Chastain. 

That you could only name one black woman (out of your 30+ years) proves the point, darling.

Black man who is a son of a black woman, a husband to another black woman, and the father of a little black girl takes time out to praise black women. News at 11.

I feel like we’re just kind of taking her word for her claim of a disability. Has anyone else corroborated this? I don’t think it matters much to what she did as you make clear, but it would be really gross if she’s not. I mean, and people are always claiming they need proof of every little thing when it’s the other…

Being willfully barefoot in NYC sounds like some white people ish.

Also you hear this bitch trying to shade her like a damn fifth grader. “She’s like 50 and too old for this”, “I’d call her heavy”, “ripped jeans like she’s 20"...girl, GIRL. Like seriously, she’s over here straight looking like Gumby if he lived in garage with no sun for a year and she’s trying to make petty comments…

I’ve noticed a phenomenon of when white people call the cops on Black people. Their lips instantly go into what I’m going to call “Gumby Seizures”. See medical illustration below:

What she meant to say is “I want you to be arrested and possibly shot for the crime of *checks notes* standing in my doorway to not get wet. The audacity of these black people!”

Listen: I’m not saying she looks like Squidward to insult her. I’m saying she looks like Squidward because the resemblance is uncanny!