Look for Morelli to "retire" as part of some NFL news dump after this year's Super Bowl.

Something something Muschamp going away present something something.

And there is NO WAY that news like that doesn't leak out of the building. NONE.

Waiting for you to tie in how ESPN or the Big 10 network is sliding money under the table to Harbaugh as part of his deal at Michigan.

Stop badgering the process.

Moskovitz is just riding ESPN's records request here, there's nothing original or creative on her part. Great click bait, nothing more.

Pass the aloe! That was one sick burn!

He'll be able to thank his buddy Dominic for keeping his seat warm on the bench while he watches next week at Dallas. The ultimate team player.

I have a faggy piece of paper that says I own the Packers hanging in my room in my Mother's basement. It hangs right below the picture of Bart Starr scoring on a QB sneak in the Ice Bowl. Against Dallas. Dallas. Continue enjoying not winning it all.

Rape victims? Specifics, please.

ESPN will "self police" for their new series "Inside the Lines - We're ESPN and our Shit Don't Stink."

Oop! Didn't see that one coming...

Well played, sir. Bonus points for South Hawaii Agricultural Mechanical Philosophy Orthodontics Orthodox?

Whew. Thanks for clearing that up. Any specifics?

Well apparently the willfully under informed and blessedly ignorant continue to care, so there's that...

Didn't see that one coming...

President, generous donors and autograph signing proceeds...

Wow. Everyone missed it from every angle for two years, but you've got it nailed. Enlighten those having the talking points. Or maybe, just maybe, you're wrong?

Montgomery F. Alabama. Were we crazy to expect different?

There's a rimshot joke in there somewhere...