After watching the flaming turd GB left on my doorstep, seeing Manziel get curbstomped would have been refreshing.

"...he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to watch."

In other news, the Buccaneers announced a mandatory $1 per beverage "tip your beerman" surcharge effective immediately.

Don't worry. I've got a call in to customer service. They'll have it fixed by the 2019 season, week 14, somewhere between 2 and 4 pm. I think central time.

Along with the obligatory justification "our neighbors in Florida have already benefitted from this reduction/elimination/hose job."

Along with the obligatory "our friends in Florida have already seen the benefits of this reduction/elimination/hose job."

With the follow up justification "our neighbors in Florida have already found out how well this works."

From the looks on both their faces, leaving early for some at home "action in the crease" was a distinct option.

Fish can swim.

Apparently, if you disagree with a fact based independent outcome that involved an authority figure, witness statements validated by physical evidence and debated by an independently empaneled group of citizens, where there are differences in color, that's racist. (Short version: watch the Chris Rock instructional…

Jenn Sterger at a fund raiser Friday night for the paralyzed FSU student injured as a result of the shooting on campus earlier in November. Run the obvious.

No point. Timmy's just checking to see how much Jameis trolling is still out there. Ball games all day and this is the best we get.

I'm sorry. I was wrong. You're not better than that.

I agree with your conclusion, Barry. But if the goal was to bring out the pitchfork and torch crowd (along with the odd dead ender d-bag), mission accomplished.

I see you out there, Brian Kelly.

Are you the same lady who was flipping off FSU from the end zone at the Miami game? (Wearing the Ibis hat?) Stop being a tool. You're better than that. Look at the context of the play; there was no ill will intended toward the official, why would that be a penalty?

Hey, at least it was Holtzman and not one of the ladies.

Oop! No one saw that one coming!

The crack staff at the NYT will be all over this. Can't wait for more Pulitzer quality bugle puke, including the need for suspension, dismissal, expulsion, jail time and execution.

They really tried. Except for #26 white, who did his best to keep #17 blue in between himself and Lacy. Chickenshit effort.