Chris Kluwe got the most media attention in the off season as a punter not even on the team anymore

Actually, in Wisconsin, it would be Fartbarf Pfister.

As someone who grew up during that horrible, horrible time, I can tell you it's a coping mechanism. You used to be able to roll into the stadium parking lot at 11:45 and get a parking spot less than 50 yards from the gate.

Blair Kiel (?)

Randy Wright

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

A third concussion? Are you kidding me? In what other field of athleticism does a doctor look you straight in the eye and say: "Oh yeah, it's your third one within a one year span. But don't worry, your brain is going to be all rzxgyt tysi stple ploxxxxl ahpappapap!"

Wes Welker is a pussy, and the way the NFL promo machine works, Manning always plays as if the entire League owes him a fucking win in every game. Welker got small, DB did the best he could that shit is bang bang in my book, even when it goes against or FOR my team, which is neither team.

He hit Welker with his shoulder as Welker is falling to the ground. Not Swearinger's fault at all. Time for Welker to quit the game.

Why is it the defenses job to keep receivers safe? Here's an idea: don't throw the ball over the middle to a munchkin surrounded by violent sociopaths whose job depends on said munchkin dropping said ball.

It wasn't a cheap shot so much as bad form tackling. Square up, drop your goddamn hips, wrap up and explode through the ball carrier. I literally learned that twenty five years ago.

Welker is one hit away from thinking that marrying a Hooters waitress is a good idea

I get that the headline and focus here is how Peyton took time away from calling audibles to the onboard nav system in his new Buick to talk some shit, but oh man, Wes Welker needs to retire for the sake of his health. You can't keep doing this to your brain, dude.

File this under: you never know.

(other than Rodriguez's ability to get top-shelf actresses to take their tops off)

Johnny Bench

Hey Cleveland: Does this feel like Brady Quinn yet?

I haven't watched the clip because I think it will make me angry & depressed, but based on the freeze-frame image I'm amazed she is able to park on such a steep hill!

Mom?

Palin '16!