And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

Thats the same face I made in my junior year of college when I woke up in the morning with a 2 and not the 8 Keith Stone was telling me she was.

Good thing it wasn't a Cardinals promotion, or the cop would have to be wearing full riot gear and pepper spraying poor Torii Hunter.

Ohio Against the World self-inflicted injury.

Simmer down, Urban.

Free stars available for anyone who can photoshop cartoon birds over his head.

Tiger later apologized, explaining that his putt on the previous green simply "got away" from him.

"Phil Simms has never said something smart!"

"our stadium is full of hot garbage, literally."

[Rams head]

They should really do something about that family of pigeons living in the dome.

Pretty sure Notre Dame already vacated the 2012 season when they didn't show up to the 2013 BCS Championship.

-"the entire 2012 season being vacated"

Cue ND fans bitch praising the fact that ND is getting hurt by their academic standards...all the while ignoring the fact that they got a national TV deal.

Obviously you're a fan of notre dame and obviously don't get the joke. Here's a joke for you, notre dame football!!

Gallant gets out of his car to let Gallant know he may have accidentally hit his vehicle into a wall and request his insurance information.

(1) That's Tony Stewart

They must have told him he couldn't ask why she didn't just stay in the kitchen.

Sounds exactly like what a dude on Fox would say/think. What a dumb fuck.