Prime is one of the best things I spend my money one. The free 2 day shipping alone pays for the membership. Prime video is getting better too with the addition of The Grand Tour and Man in the High Castle.

Can anyone actually sleep in a sports bra? Mine is like a torture device, which is why I always find the advice to sleep in your gym clothes pretty funny.

I have also never given any bothers about someone seeing my butthole. Like I didn’t even think about it. But now I feel kinda cheated. I assume my boyfriend has seen mine a bunch but I’ve never seen his. I really have no interest in seeing it but I kinda feel like I’m owed one look at it now for the sake of equality.…

Honestly, I’m unemployed, have nannied before, have lived in two extremely haunted houses and am staring down the barrel of an Alabama summer. I’m considering it.

Oof that one was messed up. Remember the one from a few years ago about the kid who was writing a paper with his headphones in and an intruder stood at his door, watching, for like 4 hours and wrote stuff on his door? That one scared me so much!

I don’t know how you slept at all. I doubt I would have. And I know of this “country dark” of which you speak.

Thank you! I really do love it there. As long as the sun is up. Also because when we’re outside at night, my uncle will casually look up and say, “Oh, look, a bat.”

My aunt and uncle have an old farmhouse. My aunt collects vintage dolls. They all live in the guestroom. Which is where I sleep when I stay there. Also, did you know that out in the middle of the country, it is freaking pitch black at night? So when I turn the lights out at night in the doll-filled room, it’s so dark…

The way her family is handling this makes me so happy. “Carrie Fisher maybe died because of drugs!” “Yup, that’s probably true. What’s your point?” I think not being afraid to acknowledge these things, and to say, “We loved her anyway” is so huge in decreasing stigma and helping other families see the light.

SAME.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

Ancient texts, even when serious, are so relatable that it becomes incredibly funny. I mean, the famous Graffiti from Pompeii are just wonderful!

Adam, a grown man, blamed his apple eating on Eve so no.

I hope everyone reads the piece in the Guardian by David Lammy, the MP for Tottenham. His wife was a friend of Khadija Saye and he makes a number of important points as to how this is corporate manslaughter and people need to be charged and held responsible for their actions.

IS THAT WHY I’M STILL SINGLE?!?!

I’m pretty sure she prefers not to be in the spotlight. He’s always at events with her and whatnot, but she’s not really here for the limelight nonsense. I totally feel her.  

Asahd is among the most adorable babies I have ever seen (his big sparkly eyes and perfectly round nose, omgggg), and tbh, all of Khaled’s Snaps with the baby warm my heart and turn me to mush.

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

I’m really not a baby person but OMG THAT BABY. The cheeks, the suit, the totally over it expression, so adorable

Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.