“I live in one of the city’s safer neighborhoods, and I don’t walk my dog at night without constantly looking over my shoulder,”

You want him to die? I don’t.

It truly speaks to the bottomless stupidity and inverse hubris of this man that he never realized for a moment that being President of the USA WOULD BE A HARD FUCKING JOB!

GASP! It’s almost as if you can be legally/functionally blind but still have limited sight for things like movement, etc.!

Everything you need to know you learned (roughly) in kindergarten.

I think exactly zero less of him over this, everyone talks shit and if you don’t, well, don’t sit with me.

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

The funny thing is, she wasn’t being rude or snarky at all. She was just politely and matter-of-factly informing us that our information, as far as she knew, was irrelevant to her.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

You can always send a postcard for $3 from your phone.

Maybe they’ll pay Trump in cocaine and other assorted uppers.

We’ll force them to do us an embarrassing dare like yell they like sex in public and also they owe 12 favors, 1 for each billion; one good use of a favor would be a beer run for the Senate.

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

Wow. Book-readin’. How subversive and radical.

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

Now they’re doing the same exact fucking thing.

She was also shrill!