Trump stays during the Rapture, dude is as dirty as they get, shit I am sure the devil is already melting a special pot of gold for Commander-in-Cheetos to boil in.

I will give her credit for the job thing because I totally didn’t realize she didn’t already have the job either. Sandee was really pushy.

Was in my 30's when a one night stand became a pregnancy. At six weeks I underwent an abortion and afterward, asked to see. A teeny, tiny red clot - is all I can described the blob. Having seeing greater red blobs in my life, the image was healing. Having that blob been made to undergo anything but a draining is…

Like a good vibrator, it’s small and discrete until you get it on you clit.

For a party that hates big government they sure do a lot of it.

Salaam, little one. We should have protected you. I’m sorry we let you down.

Jess (post evolution out of his teenage jerk phase) is perfect and the best and I would want to date him.

I have never understood the whole Jess thing. Team Dean I sort of get? But Jess was TERRIBLE to her! He tried to push her to have sex before she was ready and then got pissed at her when she wouldn’t do it in the middle of a party! He dumped her and ran off and then showed up again and then ran off and then showed up…

A million stars for you! And get out of my brain!

YES. I fast-forwarded. And as I fast-forwarded, I reflected on the fact that even in the oft-maligned last season, I never actually skipped any scenes. It was that bad.

I did love how her kids ran to her and cuddled so affectionately. I thought that was a maybe intended as a window into her softer side.

I am HERE FOR THIS. TEAM LOGAN FOREVER.

I sort of got the impression that it wasn’t really something he chose/wanted. Like Odette totally wouldn’t have happened without Rory being stupid.

You failed to mentionthe best moment, the point at which I audibly sighed with contentment. I subsequently received a blatant eyeroll from my husband and a “!!!!” text from the friend I watched the original series with.

I was always unapologetically #TeamLogan when it came to the original series, but now I’m just like ugh no Logan stop being a terrible person.

Way to cover yourself in glory, Morocco. The makeup that covers up domestic violence only leaves you farther behind. Time for legal reform. Join the twenty-first century; it’s nicer here, the air is clearer and fresher for the more than fifty percent of us with penises. Still a lot of work to do, but getting better. 

This is the most beautiful visual

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Treating women’s bodies as a commodity to be consumed is an unacceptable and pernicious trend that needs to be called out.

HELL YES. If I read more think piece about the plight of the middle class white man, I will kill someone. Those lazy ass motherfuckers only had their precious manufacturing jobs because they excluded minorities and women in the forties, fifties, and sixties.