hi. i live in indiana. i’m terrified and scrambling to get long-acting reversible contraception.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

I KNOW THAT’S NOT A SAYING BUT I AM SO FUCKING MAD.

Let’s hope the daughter countersues this — person — for harassment and emotional distress.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I heard one person say, “there’s just so much more racial division with Obama than ever before.” Which from that line of reasoning, not only did Obama cause racial division, but, now that Trump is in charge, all those unhappy black and brown people are going to “go back” to enjoying life and getting along with…

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Men are really hard to shop for! I usually ask mine straight out what he wants. This year I am getting him a barbecue. His broke and he has yet to replace it. I really enjoy grilling meats in the back yard so its partially for me too.

I’m being completely serious and not engaging in wishful thinking here — but, honestly, does ANYONE think Donnie is going to be able to hack this for four years? For even one year? Six months?!

I don’t understand how this is even a thing. Like, there is a house set up for him in DC and everything. The area around it is already secured, no one gets disrupted. And we are used to the occasional inconvenience from motorcades (although we would not be happy with daily fucking motorcades taking him back and forth…

In the wake of Trump’s election, de Blasio is reportedly considering eliminating the program and destroying the database of New Yorkers’ personal information, rather than being forced to turn that information over to federal law enforcement or immigration authorities.

Go de Blasio! I especially love this:

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

New Rule: Empathy Is A Criminal Offence

My dude’s birthday is on Christmas Eve and I am SWEATING rn.

This is unrelated but has anyone heard of this suck it up buttercup legislation being put forth by Iowa legislator, Bobby Kaufmann?

I sincerely hope my live in girlfriend does not read this helplessly boring list

The man in my life is getting these for Christmas. Hopefully he doesn’t pee on the tree again this year.

OMG I absolutely despise Phaedra, she is a study of hypocrisy and I frankly think that she is a psychopath. BUT... I will take that Teavana sapphire blue teapot set, please...