Here is my sleeping angel. He always sleeps like that, no idea why :)

My campus police story is that on the night of my 21st birthday I got too drunk and while I was walking back to my room, totally harmless just a drunk young woman, a man grabbed my shoulder from behind and told me to stop. Not knowing who the fuck he was I ran off and three blocks away I got tackled by not 1, not 2,…

My boss was just talking with a vendor yesterday “People give Trump a lot of shit but a lot of what he says is starting to make a lot of sense! *grumble grumble* San Bernardino....” I also saw his wife, also my company’s accountant, donating to Ted Cruz’s campaign last month so.... Troubled times her in my office. I’m…

This. SO. MUCH.

My name gets screwed up all the time and it is not that hard of a name. Also, I used to work with a girl who had a similar name to mine and ppl would call our office and start talking to one or the other of us thinking it was the other ALL the time. It was especially confusing, comical and frustrating because we…

I took a dozen donuts to my local PP this Monday, I figured they needed something sweet and to know they were appreciated. I hope they liked them :)

There’s nothing, just a sign letting you know that you crossed into another state. Sometimes there’s a little garden or a statue or something but definitely nothing like a border check.

The beat cops in my neighborhood have a barbecue like once every couple of months with the whole neighborhood and I think it has really improved relationships around here. I live in a pretty good part of town, although lower income, with a lot of minorities and since moving here I have never lived in a place with a…

I do not understand the morning poops. I HAVE to shower before my boyfriend in the morning because he likes to go in there, leave the hot water on while the bathroom gets all steamy, and take a huge morning poo. I don’t know if the steam helps him get the job done or if it’s just part of his morning ritual but if I go…

Well Rent the movie came out when I was in HS and we definitely all watched it and loved it and sang many of the songs in choir and this was all in a super, super red state at a very conservative private school so it was pretty ok.

I’d just like to chime in on behalf of the growers out there. My boyfriend is nothing special flacid but he’s definitely got plenty to work with when hard. Also, sometimes with guys who err on the smaller side they are REALLY great in bed, and even better when they go downtown. JUST SAYING.

I heard about a girl at my university once I was already an alum who was raped by two guys on her hall when she came home from a party. They were very briefly removed from campus after they were convicted by a student tribunal but were allowed back after their appeal where she wasn’t even allowed to be present. They…

Was going to respond with possible movies in said category when I realized there are literally THOUSANDS. Perras came to mind though.

In my aunt’s house my uncle does all the cooking! But yeah, much better to just have it catered.

My mom is a special ed pre-school teacher and she got pneumonia one year and she was sick for like months because she wasn’t able to have enough sick days to recover. She had to use all of her sick, personal and vacation days in a row and still had a bad hacking cough and was super weak for the rest of the semester.…

I did cry. It was so special, the first time they climbed trees and chased each other in the wide open space, it was awesome. The self harm was really upsetting though, they would bite themselves, and one rhesus macaque in particular you couldn’t even look at or acknowledge because people had caused him so much…

I was talking to a friend once about consent and I was telling her you know that if you don’t actually say yes and if you just passively let it happen to you even though you don’t want it it’s not consensual and she was like “well I don’t like to think about it that way because that would mean that i’ve been assaulted…

I work as a wedding planner now but I used to be the communications specialist for a primate sanctuary (I know, big change) and while I LOATHED the people I worked with I was really passionate about the work I did there and the primates that lived there. Some were rescued from private residences and circuses and would…

I’m sorry but I don’t think ghosting is ever acceptable. Coward or not, man or woman up and tell the other person you’re not feeling it. They will have WAY more respect for you and it will make it much less awkward if you ever see them again in person.

I just did a wedding where there was 15! bridesmaids and 15! groomsmen. In south texas we have a lot of polish communities too and those guest counts can swell to more than 900. It’s insane.