Hola from San Antonio! Liberal in a liberal neighborhood who knows no one BUT LIBERALS but alas... #fuckgerrymandering

Please see this photo of gerrymandering in our state. We try, SO HARD, to pass progressive measures but when the system is rigged it makes it really, really hard.

I’M FROM NWA TOO! <3

My long distance bff was dating this guy I was like iffy about but I hadn’t ever met him so I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. I went out there last year on NYE and everything was going great until we all got too drunk. We ran into an old friend from college and she was talking to him and I guess her bf…

Ugh my SO has one person like that and unfortunately it’s his cousin who is like a brother. They see each other a lot and he’s a nice enough guy but just not very well behaved. Likes to drink and flirt even though he has a SO himself. Also it doesn’t help that on one of my first dates with my bf his cousin told me I…

I live a little north of downtown San Antonio near an area of the town that has a lot of poverty. There are literally dozens of billboards that say things like “he has unique fingerprints” etc and there’s a crisis pregnancy center on the corner of every street. It’s sad and frustrating and every time I have to go…

I probably have like 75-80 but some of them are from high school (!!) and do not fit the ass I have grown in to. Still, I have some hope that I will loose weight and those XS pink panties will fit me again. (not a change in hell)

Wish they would tell that to the assholes down here on Texas. Seriously I fucking hate this state sometimes :( I only stay for the breakfast taco and to vote for every sane person I can get on a ballot.

Our wedding photography actually recently dropped in price in order to keep up with the market. Our photographer is very good, and seasoned, but she had to drop her price in order to keep up with the newer kids on the block. Our package though includes a lot of awesome add-ins and the only reason she charges more per…

Gosh I’m a wedding planner and was thinking that was on the low side... :/ This job has made me a little jaded I’ll admit! But most places will normally let you reschedule for later. I had a bride last year who called off her wedding and now she’s using all the money she’s already paid towards a new wedding (Same guy,…

Once had a customer tell me, completely out of the blue, “It’s a boy.” I was like excuse me? and then he said something to the effect that he had “an eye for this kind of thing.”

Honestly you can just jump in wherever. I recommend choosing your favorite Olivia Benson hair cut and starting there.

Hey now! #notallwalmartemployees

Oh god Austin is the WORST. I can’t even go there to visit now because the traffic is so bad, they have not kept the infrastructure up to date at all for the number of ppl living there but how could they? it’s growing like CRAZY.

OH MY GOD!! That episode has haunted me for years.

I had a summer fling like five years ago when I was still in college with a boy from back home. Our condom broke and when I saw him like 2 days later I assured him that I had taken Plan B and there was nothing to worry about. He proceeded to get all puppy eyed sad and said “Why would you kill our baby?” I was about to…

Alexandra Pelosi has a really interesting documentary about the housing crisis in SF on HBO. It’s really sad actually :(

Alexandra Pelosi has a pretty interesting documentary on HBO about the housing crisis in San Francisco and she goes into depth about the Air BnB issue there too. It’s crazy how bad it is there now.

Jeeze! Not to brag (ok maybe a little bit), I know San Antonio is not NYC but I live in the heart of the city in a rented house with a fenced in backyard, open floor plan living room, dining and kitchen, (2) full baths and (2) bedrooms each with an extra “bonus” room and my roommate and I only pay a combined rent of…

They have a sign or something about inappropriate comments or touching in my waxing salon. It’s a WAX SALON! All the women who work there are badass feminists who would not hesitate to “accidentally” get hot wax on their naughty bits if they said something like that yet they still have a sign. Some people are pigs.