Is it bad that I want one for my best friend and I? I’m a 25 year old adult........

My best friend and I went through a long estrangement, I think we had become too close? She wanted to spend time with other people and I thought it was silly to spend time apart. We didn’t speak or see each other, except in passing, for more than a year. I was going through an especially rough time during that year, a…

When I was first looking into colleges I was so, so down for Barnard. I couldn’t afford it I thought and so I picked a less expensive school in Texas. Also, I realized years later that my mom manipulated me into picking a school close to home, wish I had been aware enough to realize it back then. Applying wouldn’t…

My mom is a special ed pre-school teacher and most of her kids, the ones who are autistic, are only violent reactively i.e. you invade their personal space. Other psychological problems, like schizophrenia or psychosis sometimes don’t present until after the pre-k age but there are definitely some kids who are already…

My uncle bought a “mini-pig” named Porkchop and now he weighs about 175 pounds. He’s super clean though and uses a litter box and everything.

My best friend and I definitely are honest with each other, but you can be honest with out being a total ass hole. Like yeah, I might be too fat after christmas to pull off my NYE dress but instead of telling me “you look like a cow” she’ll say something like “I’m not really sure that flatters your body. Here try it…

Our pit bull mix (we called him an Akita mix bc we lived in a racist county but EVERYBODY knew) growing up had a thing for cream cheese frosting. My brother was changing schools and my mom made homemade cupcakes with cream cheese frosting for his last day at his old school and she put them in the front seat of the…

I used to spend time on my grandparents farm growing up and when the bought the place it came with two dogs: Cookie and Princess. Both of them would eat grapes right off the vine! I’d never seen anything like it. They were both so delicate and careful and would grab it with their teeth and just gently pull. It was the…

My uncle’s lab ATE THE WALL. All the way through the fucking drywall. Didn’t even phase him.

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Fuck it.

Please see my god awful state. We aren’t all crazy here I promise!

Who knows too, I mean it could just be that it’s your second child? My little brother certainly didn’t graduate with honors (not like me!! :D) but he’s so creative and intelectual. He’s not super book smart but he loves to read philosophy and fiction. He doesn’t know musical theory but he’s the musical chair for his…

My grandmother SMOKED when she was pregnant with my mom, throughout the entire pregnancy. In the 60’s it wasn’t really something they knew about so I guess technically not her fault.

I have a foster kitten right now and I seriously have to ask the families that are interested in her if they plan on getting pregnant or having more kids because we have such a huge problem with people re-homing when they get pregnant. The risk is super small actually and if you live with a loving partner who will…

I had a friend growing up who, when you talked to her ya you would be able to tell she was young, but look wise? She had double Ds, a very mature face, was tall and curvy all over. When we went places together people would hit on her constantly/think she was my babysitter. We made an odd pair becuase I didn’t need to…

Was at Target not a month ago and saw Lisa Frank notebooks in the dollar section. I, being a child of the 90s, lost my gd mind. The little girl I was babysitting was not impressed. She said it had, and I quote “too much pink, and glitter” and walked away. Kids these days I tell ya, back in the day that merch was GOLD!

So blessed that I didn’t get mine until I was 17! PRAISE JESUS!

My dad took me to see a gyno right after my menarche and got me on the pill and I’ve been on it ever since! His reasoning was that he knew what kids my age got up to and he wasn’t going to be raising my grandchildren. Good old Dad -_- but i’ve only ever had one natural period. Granted, I didn’t get my period until I…

this SO MUCH. I’m sure I could inject some volume or increase my shine or whatever other bull shit they spit on hair product commercials but I am too damn lazy and tired to do anything in the morning other than shower and air dry.