Having come from a shitty part of the midwest where anyone that even looks remotely latino is labeled a “mexican” and where “mexican” is a dirty word for a dirty race I LOVE rolling into town with my real, bonified MEXICAN boyfriend and making everyone I grew up with uncomfortable. Yeah, he’s Mexican and I’m american…

I have a friend who’s younger sister is a model and dating a much older famous gentleman in the music industry and I based on what my friend told me they genuinely, really like each other. Which is sweet but it is totally the outlier here.

My dad who’s now 53 absolutely REFUSES to date someone his own age. He’s in great shape for his age and looks younger than he is but still... His excuse is that women his own age have “let themselves go” but everytime he dates a younger woman he winds up dumping them because they’re either 1. Looking for someone to…

There are less expensive littler boxes that have the same basic design with a top entry. Look online! There’s a bunch.

May I present the Rolls Royce of litter boxes:

Since we’re sharing kitty pictures, check out my foster kitten Cinder! She’s a nine week old tabby/savannah mix that is ready for adoption anywhere in the country!

I’m not sure if you can have access to this website if you don’t have a certain kind of business but accent decor has REALLY cheap decor pieces and they are all super gorgeous. I work for an event planning company though so we’re always buying stuff for events and stuff that breaks.

My mom is a yoga instructor so I’ve been doing yoga since I was a wee babe (they actually do have baby yoga) and I fall all the damn time. I just can’t balance haha oh well! I’ll still going to keep practicing yoga and keep smiling. If you can’t laugh at yourself then what can you laugh at! Yoga keeps me feeling calm…

They do a breast exam too normally so that’s why you’ve got to get nekked :)

Once in college I went in for a routine check-up/STD test. I was in a monogamous relationship with my boyfriend (still am three years later!!) and when the nurse asked me about my sexual history and my current relationship I told her that I was monogamous with my boyfriend. She then went on to tell me that what my…

Gaudí sucks?! Blasphemy.

I feel like we’ve totally regressed on these types of things. In the early 00’s Seventeen had a graphic article about STDs and had photos but since I went to a private school who’s policy on Sex Ed was that it was a “Family Matter” it was really helpful to know what different diseases looked like and what could happen…

So true. I’m not sure how well my little brother is surviving on his own, I highly doubt his sheets have been washed in the last several months or that there isn’t an empty beer bottle or six lying around his apartment but he gets himself to work and class and manages to clothe and feed himself enough to survive so I…

Ugh I’ve had the worst customer service from them ever! Not that they aren’t lovely people they just can’t get the problem fixed. It all started because I have an Audible account, one that I’ve had since before Audible was an amazon company. I can’t link them and when Audible became an amazon company it created a…

In the states $23-$25k is pretty middle of the road. The bulk of your budget should be going to food and drinks, then everything else. A pretty venue can go a long way in reducing the price because there’s less to decorate. Also, if you can cut ceremony floral and decor altogether than you’ll save a bundle. They’ll…

I don’t know, my company does both corporate events and wedding and social and we charge the same for everything, whether it’s for your wedding or your company picnic. The only thing that’s different is photography, We do charge more for wedding photography because we edit those. But I guess not all vendors are the…

If I stay with my current boyfriend any future wedding will HAVE to be in Mexico because that is where his family lives and it is harder to get a travel visa to come here than it is for my family to just get a passport if they don’t already have one. Plus, I know the cost of things here and labor, floral, rentals and…

I know this wouldn’t pertain to you but I always tell my brides and grooms to go with a fake cake. It looks real, it has a real layer you can cut into for your Kodak moment, but the other tiers are just fondant covered Styrofoam. Sheet cake is then served, plated and garnished, from the back and no one’s the wiser.

Wedding planner here! I try to be as clear as possible with our pricing but there are some things that we don’t have pre-made or maybe you want a weird flower or something, so it’s those things I can’t price out during a meeting. I also try really hard to work with budgets while still keeping the same look and feel…

My gorgeous bff from high school looked VERY mature for her age and she was pulled over by a state trooper when she was 16 and he made her come sit in the passenger seat of his car and even touched her thigh. Her dad was a mal-practice attorney though so they sued the shit out of them.