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My (admittedly not the most scientifically rigorous) theory is that if LeBron could be allowed to play keeper from midfield, chasing the ball down from behind, he would be a boss keeper, spiking shots off the crossbar like he did Andre Iguodala’s weak shit.

This is the defining play of LeBron’s brilliant career. Jordan had his shots over Russell and Ehlo, Bird had his steal to beat Detroit, Kobe had his game winner against Phoenix... and LeBron has this.

Yeah. I turned to get something from my kitchen because I was disappointed and looked over my shoulder and saw a pterodactyl fly across my screen and destroy the ball.

I was pulling for the Cavs. When the Warriors got the ball on the other end I said out loud, “Shit, they have numbers, it’s over.”

An all-timer of a play. That’s fucking heat-seeking, he’s out of the frame most of the way. Jesus Christ.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

Huge if true.

LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69

Is there any way you can order Draper to write something about last night’s game or he’s fired?

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

So I mean if LeBron pulls it off and comes back from 3-1 down against THIS Warriors team, this historically unstoppable super team, where does it rank among all time final performances? And in terms of GOAT status, Jordan sure as hell never needed to beat a team as stacked as GS is

I'm gonna have to get some blood pressure meds after all this salt.

So basically she's become an NBA fan.

This chick has spent the entire season building goodwill for herself as this perfect NBA wife. She's been sweet and humble towards all her families success and attention... and then this past week she's basically thrown it all down the drain and become insufferable and a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist.

Chill out guys. In a hundred years, we will all be dust and bone, and American Pharaoh will be holding together a first-grader’s art project.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.