"He is my actual baby" —couldn't have put it better myself.

I'm pretty much only attracted to Basic Bitches.

I think I'm an I Don't Care, I'll Do What I Want Bitch. Because I can go to Starbucks without analyzing the ever living fuck out of it.

Oh awesome look! Another box into which women are stuffed in to based on shoddy conclusions of flavor of the week, cool kid pick and choose trend data.

Today I learned I am not a Basic Bitch. But I dunno what kind of Bitch I actually am. More research must be done.

But Kate - you don't have a dog or a baby. I guarantee you no pet lover is lucky to have "great, low-key, low-cost replacement for a child." What you misunderstand is that MY DOG IS A BABY HE IS A FURBABY AND HE IS MY ACTUAL BABY.

Meh, I got my second dog as a temporary satisfaction of my complaining ovaries. I always wanted two dogs anyway, and my husband and I wanted another year buffer before we have a kid. It works. She's a lovely, cuddly thing.

Fuck that shit.

Eh, caring for a dog is far less expensive and time consuming than caring for a child. Especially if you're single.

Counterpoint: Fewer babies.

The fact that she named her album 'Sheezus', clearly trying to imitate, and or mock Yeezus makes me side eye the fuck out of her.

I don't sext, but I am naked right now.

Ok, show of hands: How many people DON'T sext? I'm starting to think I'm the only one. Is it just me who finds it unsexy and embarrassing?

I don't know. Radio in the UK is pretty weird. On "Not Fair", they'd bleep out "wet spot". I understand bleeping out "giving head" etc., but "wet spot"?

It seems strange that, in 2014, a radio station would object so much to an incredibly sanitized word for a woman's monthly bloodletting that they wouldn't play a song on the radio.

When she apologises for being a racist shit head I will consider giving a fuck about what Lily Allen has to say.

Lily..... Stop.

I just hid all of the people who constantly posted baby photos. Mostly because the folks who were doing it constantly were the same folks who were posting photos of their baby with a giant snot bubble, or with food all over it's face, or something else disgusting. I'm not crazy about kids/babies, but I really don't…

I was making a skeptical face, but the algorithm argument makes a lot of sense. I like basically every picture that my sister posts of my niece, and a decent percentage of baby pictures posted by cousins and close friends. I enjoy those pictures and are glad Facebook allows me to see them easily - getting family news…