I didn't know you could do sex selection with IVF! Now my dream of raising a female feminist army will be complete!

Why do men truly believe that if they have daughters they love that means they can't be misogynist? This jackass apparently believes this enough to actually choose the sex of his children as a way to make a point. All that you having twin daughters tells me is that there might one day be two exceptions in the world of…

"Genetically screened" just doesn't have the same bite in a headline like "genetically modified."

That's literally the most moronic statement I have ever heard. And I marked undergraduate exams.

WOW. I just went through denial, anger, bargaining, and depression in a 30-second, whip-fast cycle. Acceptance, however, is proving elusive.

Free of genetic disease? They have Joe Francis genes!

Yes. If this is true (on which I'm reserving judgment because I teach middle school students and, well...), the real issue is not that the teacher lost her temper, but that she resorted to namecalling and misogyny.

It will probably go exactly like the totally ignored Richie Incognito incident when he rubbed a female volunteer's breasts and vagina (through her clothes) at a charity event. Aventura, Florida police report 01-12-002454.

The adult in the room HAS TO BE THE ADULT. Jesus, even people with younger siblings have been forced to eat metaphorical shit because "s/he is younger than you." Oh, or was that just my parents?

But you have to understand - in Catholic school "whore" and "slut" are considered clinical diagnoses of the feminine condition. Perfectly acceptable to be used once a girl hits puberty.

Fuck this noise. As teachers, it's our responsibility to model appropriate emotional responses at all times. That's why we try not to scream anything at kids - because that's not an appropriate adult response. Does that happen 100% of the time? No, but this teacher has modeled that this kind of sexist, shaming…

"Und noo I'm gueeng tu poot zee cuck in yuoor ess"

It isn't just people who buy the fresh, healthy foods who need a decent wage. It's also the people who pick, process, and pack them. Wal-Mart squeezes the labor in its supply chain for every penny it can (that's how they get such low, low prices!), which often results in the workers at the lowest rungs getting paid…

I think they confused doggie style with "borking":

And on a side note, why the sweet-ever-loving-reverse-cowgirl fuck is he wearing a chef's hat?

The skit where they're coming up with "sex tips" is one of my favorites.

Just follow Amy Schumer's advice: put on his favorite tie and fist him.

"I'm not a fighter. I'm a petit little bourgeois boy from London," he added. "I don't fight, I mimic."

I think he feels the way a lot of guys feel.