I think she's smart enough to get it but she just doesn't try.

I think those are from the Walmart line though. Here ya go:

I've bought brands or gone to places for politics (switched to Costco, bought Oreos, etc) but I'm hard pressed to think of a commercial that made me want something I didn't already have. Like, I think the Samsung watch phone is super cool, but not enough to switch from iPhone.

However, I do distinctly remember reading…

I was always a sucker for the old-school campaigns. Absolut's, for example.

Seriously! What was up with that fetishization of being lesbian? I liked how she turned the whole coming of age thing on its head and her sister came out without ANY issues or implications at all, but she had to face huge disappoint at not being a part of the queer community. Its cool that it strengthens the fact that…

So many things wrong with this. I especially love the whole "thank God my sister is a lesbian so I can have some street cred" shtick.

Yeah... it's like saying "I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the black community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I looked in the mirror and saw I was white." I like Dunham's TV series, I think she's a great director, but holy crap, way to hijack someone else's…

It also troubles me immensely when someone of a privileged group romanticizes membership in a marginalized group. It usually occurs in those who misguidedly believe that just being black or gay or whatever automatically makes a person different and therefore interesting. And if there was any room for doubt, yes, I'm…

So when my sister came out, I thought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and beliefs.

I thought so. Why should anybody be disappointed in their sexuality like that? What is her understanding of LGBTQ identity? Just that they seemed cool in NYC? Shouldn't she know better than to say that entire community — or any of them, really — represent HER beliefs and passions? I really don't get it.

Ummmm... my heart would literally explode out of my chest in happiness. Literally. It would baffle doctors, but it would happen.

Oh yes, because the correct response to this sort of thing is to fire the woman you were kissing and then refuse to actually be held accountable. HERP DERP.

Wow, and I thought I was bad at math.

I think we can all agree that Russian-Armenian miscegenation is the root of all evil. I mean, good God, who wants to see Armenian man-nose on a little girl? Thank you, extremely-limited-worldview-Barbie, for giving voice to the downtrodden.

Old Daario seems like he was cast by a straight man. New Daario seems like he was cast by a straight woman.

If you're famous and fall asleep in public, people are going to take pictures of you. Even if you're not famous and fall asleep in public, sometimes people take pictures of you.

The interruption was offensive. OFFENSIVE.

Team Old Daario! New Daario is very nondescript. Old Daario was cheesy but at least he looked different to every other guy in the show.

HBO, you are the worst. You do so much ridiculous and absurd sexposition but then when it comes to one of the hottest foursomes of all time you drop the ball?!

I assumed that the "What the hell do you mean is that all for me?" outrage was because he interpreted the question as something like "are you going to be eating all of this or are you sharing it?" but there is no explanation for his weird interpretation. God, imagine how mad he must get when asked "would you like…