"If I am interested in you, I will send a reply with a date and location for our first meeting....where I will kill you."

"EXTREMELY NSFW PIC"

"Damn, I wish I lived in Seattle." Said nobody.

I feel like everybody says they want to be a civil rights lawyer before they go to law school.

She said she is working in the porn industry to build a brand for herself

I still like most of his films (barring, you know, the racist one and probably a few others I'm just not thinking of right now), but I just think he comes off as the biggest douchebag in interviews. He's like that hipster fuckwit at a party who is convinced he's so brilliant and enlightened but everyone is just…

Why would I want to work for anybody who would discriminate against somebody who is [working in a] perfectly legal, regulated profession?

Oh Vogue Italia... if you have to release it with a pre-prepared defense, it's not working.

Domestic violence is fashionable. THAT is what you are fucking saying with this, you goddamn idiots. Not that you're "standing with survivors."

I don't really think that's the point Malcire132

And that they all see that all of us at "Vogue Italia" are on their side: by utterly and radically condemning all types of violence.

hahaha, oh Kirsten. STFU.

Jokes. The answer is jokes. Like men, women find funny things funny.

"Women" don't find any one thing in particular funny.

My cuttent crush is always gushing about Amy. Even better, it's usually abou her humor, not just WOW HOT CHICK. It only deepens my feelings...

Now, what do they mean by "take him in your mouth"? Like... get him by the scruff of his neck with your teeth like a mama cat, or...?

Tell at least three people that today! My goal is to overhear someone I don't know say that in public before I die. Then my work will be done.

Here is one:

In a pregnant woman, the umbilical cord is connected to her breasts internally, which is how the baby gets food before birth.

I cannot give you a Kinja star, so here's the best I can do: