It blows my mind that someone like her can make millions of dollars from various random gigs and then be broke a couple years later. I know drugs, alcohol and hotels are expensive, but I still can't quite get that.

Sounds like a magical fairy tale...

There is nothing wrong, you are just hearing the muffled voice of your true soul.

In what bankrupt world are they only paying her $1 mil for this? This book is going to be the Catcher in the Rye of its time. People are going to be carving it into monument walls. I may even have it quoted on my tombstone. Fucking Philistines! You have no idea about real art, I tell you, no goddamn idea!

In a new job add: recovering alcoholic/drug addict, not named, redhead actress, freshly minted from rehab is looking for ghost writer, who is willing to take some other truth and trash to the grave, also be able to write sober

I just want to give you snaps for everything in this comment. Poor Mellie was dealing with SO MUCH and all Fitz could see was "why won't you FUCK ME?!?!"

Lindy's "I Watched __ So You Don't Have To" series wasn't meant to be a bunch of reviews. I think the title makes it clear that she's going to recap stuff (in the most hilarious way possible, might I add.)

If you reverse the list then that's actually the agenda for my entire day.

• MISANDRY

alternate title: Holes 2

You can tell this is fiction because no one has ever masturbated thinking about Shia LeBeouf.

You had me at

Right.

I feel like this episode showed that Fitz has the emotional intelligence of a gnat. Your wife, whom you previously had an excellent relationship with, begins to completely withdraw and shut down emotionally to the point where she hates being touched, while simultaneously displaying a complete 180 on her relationship…

Can Olivia just choose Jake already? when he watched the video of Olivia And SFPOTUS (Stupid Fictional President Of The United States) in the oval office and she tells him that she doesn't know what she feels for jake, he had this "i still have a chance" look... yes Jake, you have all the chances.

The recap at the av club summed up all my feelings. here are some quotes

I feel like they watched the ep and were like, "Hmmm....this isn't our best...not enough Escandalo. How do we keep from losing viewers without reshooting too much?" Then a genius says, "Shirtless Jake!"

Random thoughts after last night's show... I hate how they call it the "Republic". When Mellie and Andrew started making out and the camera panned to the first lady portraits, all I could think was "those judgy eyes!". The upper torso shots of Olivia are really killing our access to full length wardrobe shots. Boooo!

Yes - but I often suspect that's because she doesn't have to care what people think of her. Class in the UK is so massively entrenched that Cressida, being a 'blue-blooded aristocrat' doesn't have to worry about what people think of her since society generally will think well of her regardless. She gets the dual…

Nonononono, see, in the NFL, you can totally be a rapist, drug dealer, drug abuser, domestic abuser, hell, even a dog murderer, that's fine, but if you do something like support marriage equality or are openly gay, then WHOA buddy, you are a distraction, and need to be cut.