please make it stop.

2015 Volvo XC90, of course.

Undoubtedly best suggestion, but violates the resale rule. Literally no human on earth looking to buy a used one right now, and banks won't finance em. I'd do it for $5k, and at the end I'd abandon it in a field somewhere.

A Lotus Esprit V8 turbo.

That might be true. Trying to avoid that.

Nah, it would just be article after article of "So guess what broke or went wrong this week?" and "Boy I wish carmax did warranties for this car"

BRAND NEW, NO OPTION BMW M4!!!!

oooh, 8er ownership would be interesting to read about

I do love Astons, and early Vantages offered a stick which would be nice.

Possible.

The only true choice:

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

Just give me a damn shifter!

So i heard there's gonna be a worldwide recall of all TLX's. I'm gonna need 20 grand off

Not even with DeMuro's wallet. CP.

More to your point, you could buy a brand new M5.

It's crazy, but I'm not. CP. I just feel that you can save $40K by going out and getting a 2015 M3 that has a hell of a lot less weight up front and handles better. Hell, you can save 10K by going out and getting a 2015 M5. Sure you lose the "one of a kind" status...but taking 2 cars and mashing them together does…

Usually, even with my crack pipe votes, I can come to terms at around half of the asking price. $52,500 still feels too high. I think I'm being generous valuing it at around $35k, which is a mere third of the asking price.

For this amount of money, you surely can buy a proper M5 of a younger vintage and have a few go-faster bits attached to it.