That’s hideous, Alanis. Great job. I tried making my own after reading the headline. Equally bad.

Why the fuck do Americans have to shoot everything?

Rule #2

It’s a hideous, compact SUV with a CVT. How is it different from the Juke again?

You sure, BMW? This one only has 2 doors.

It looks like someone minimized a normal car on a Mac.

That’s brutal. It looks melted. The matte grey isn’t doing it any favours

My own personal preference would have replaced the line in the middle of the F as the racing line an F1 car would use to navigate the corner, but I’m not a graphic designer, so what do I know?

The photos make it look solid. This video shows it in person, and it’s a lot more transparent, so you can see the inner bits of the engine bay.

Yes please

Oh yeah.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Good news!

You were right, actually. A french press is a piston, thus a moving part.

That’s not true, though. A French press is a single piston. How would a car move by your definition? It moves because your foot hits a pedal? Don’t be so snarky when you’re wrong.

It wasn’t that bad, what’s the hang up?

Instead of going in to the future, maybe go to the past? You might be able to find an F80 M3 in your budget. It’ll have lots of power, tech, a nice interior, and good practicality.

I have to agree with Porsche on this one. I don’t see the point in a manual 700hp car, especially one as light as this. The Carrera GT had 600hp, and it pushed the limits of control. It’s meant to be fast, so why put a significantly slower transmission in it?

Thank fucking god.

I’m surprised. As crazy as BMW’s naming schemes are, people are searching BMW M760 Li xDrive M Performance Executive Individual correctly!