Cats are actually “baby killers”. They can suck the living air right out of an infant. What dirty creatures.

is there a list version I can just read rather than watch a video?? 3 seconds into this 4 minute video i turned it off due to overwhelming need to facepunch this guy

Or, you could learn to say “I have no idea”. It’s liberating, you should try it sometime.

Damn, check out the new burden of proof on display here. Guilty until accuser proved factually inaccurate (never mind the DNA evidence who’s walk up music is yakety sax).

Well, to start you’ll need a subject and a verb. Everything after that is behind a paywall.

You are excluding a couple significant mitigating factors and also you can barely construct a sentence despite being an employed writer, but for sure let us know who is smart and who isn’t.

Lol their religiosity makes you doubt their ability to like and judge which board games are good? Fascinating train of thought

Lol their religiosity makes you doubt their ability to like and judge which board games are good? Fascinating train…

No. Because you drive a Prius.

An suv you can take the top off of you say? Checkmate Jeep, your days are numbered!

Don’t make the mistake of thinking that gawker is a legitimate source for anything resembling journalism, or even just common-sense or open-mindedness in their “reporting”. They are a tabloid that thrives on over-sensationalizing literally everything they ever touch. They have a very blatant far-left bias here, and…

BINGO, all of Gawker media is extremely liberal in basically everything that they write. Liberals love to say how tolerant they are when in all reality, they are only tolerant if you agree with everything that they say.

Well, let’s see, we’ll have:

Yup. If Hillary can find the stage. If she can’t, Bernie the Socialist will make up for her not being there.

So you’re going to vote for an old Communist or a boring liar? Who’s the crazy one?

Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.

Candy corn is amazing.

What a ridculous headline. This may make the .0001% of murders involving recently discovered, decades-old corpses harder to solve, but has absolutely nothing to do with the other 99.9999% of murders.

Unnecessary blaspheming headline is unnecessary.

600hrs on the Golf Course

I don't think Obama is the guy to hold up as a productivity model. If he was more productive he might be able to make it to his security briefings every morning.