As a mediocre white man, I’m feeling pretty good about my future. I just need to gain some weight and stop wiping.

STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU, MEGYN KELLY. It’s like being 12 again and rooting for my dad in the divorce after he cheated on my mom. IT JUST FEELS WRONG BUY I CAN’T HELP IT BECAUSE MY MOM WAS TERRIBLE.

Radaghast

I couldn’t disagree with that. I mean, I’m not always in the mood for Nebraska. I’m nearly always in the mood for Darkness at the Edge of Town. But Darkness is merely extraordinary music. Nebraska is a spiritual experience.

Oh yeah I knew a shitstorm was coming. I just regretted using “peace” in my original comment because I didn’t appreciate the YOU THINK THIS IS THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE comments. I can see where they were coming from but to continue telling me what I believed after I clarified was...unhinged.

Prine is widely regarded as one of the most influential songwriters of his generation. In 2009, Bob Dylan toldThe Huffington Post that Prine was one of his favorite writers, stating “Prine’s stuff is pure Proustianexistentialism. Midwestern mindtrips to the nth degree. And he writes beautiful songs. I remember when Kri…

Morgan Freeman, and Jeremy Irons. They can keep their voices. The rest of us - - Jonesify us immediately!

I lift heavy so I can continue to give Kid Electron her requested “high up hugs” -- and shame the dudes who can’t match my working weight. Awwww, yiss.

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

#notallbikers

Also, was Jumanji a movie that was particularly crying out to be remade?

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

“Watcha reading?” is one of my most hated questions. There really needs to be a series of PSAs for dudes about leaving women the fuck alone.