Well, see the reason is, wait, hold on,

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

I don’t know, Samer. They need help, but there is a much cheaper option at safety on Washington’s scout team.

And as a Giants fan I will start the day with 3 fingers of bourbon.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

Every carrier deployment is a battle group.

Man, I’ve got the biggest moto-boner right now. That’s just so...Merica.

I mean, he prolly didn’t really deserve a beatdown, but the whole hanging out with the opposing team’s posse at a game is a little disrespectful and either proves poor judgement or a straight up provocation.

they will examine “everyone involved” in the incident.

7x Scorpions would be what an F-22 jock calls a “target-rich environment.”

I guess the connection was that I had serious doubts about your taste. But then you confirmed how I felt about The Expendables. So back to the drawing board.

I’m not really following the connection but only watched about half of the Expendables. Not so good.

“Duped” as in never PAY MONEY to see his films again.

How did you see Lady in the Water if you swore never to be duped after The Village?

hahahaha all of the Gawker comments are agreeing with him. One even says, “Lady in the Water is way underrated”. Where do people get this shit?

I thought it was because of “Those Fabulous Phillies”.

THANK YOU for being the first reviewer I’ve seen to mention the freestyle rapping preteen as a fucking bad thing. I have not seen the movie, nor will I until it’s free (I swore in the theater at the end of The Village to never, ever be duped by that huckster again, and I have not been), but that just sounds terrible.…

Specifically Mark Wahlberg talking to a plant.

Re: In re: The Happening

That TIME cover is definitely more dated. I mean, the Phillies?!