NO BUT REALLY the book is so stupid but in the best way possible. Someone put a LOT of work into making it work.

This is just. Ugh. UGH MY HEART.

I’m going to let this story be an early reminder to avoid the annual Halloween scary story post at all costs. The insect pissing contest was quite enough, thankyouverymuch.

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

Mother of three grown sons here. I did it. The key is to raise a decent human being who respects other human beings.