frognamedzeus
Zeus the Frog
frognamedzeus

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

I would love to have that truck.

lol communication.

With all due respect, choose a side or eat shit.

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

I described Sessions that way in Slack last night but I will maintain that BOTH of them look like cookie elves if cookie elves were terrible

Here’s a handy guide for how to react:

My issue isn’t with giving her that platform. What happened to her husband is a tragedy, and she should get more attention. My issue is with Van Jones describing Trump’s comments as a historic moment, or what makes Trump presidential.

Today’s Headline:

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

There’s two possibilities here...

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Read it again. Ferrari had to authorize this, by the nature of the tool. Also, I may be working for CNN, because Wolf Blitzer just asked me to pick up his dry cleaning and get him a bottle of Cutty Sark for the train ride home.

Hey! Jalopnik graphics editor(s): Great job on this article! I love the rolling-back odometer graphic at the top.

I wouldnt know anything about that.