Uh, yah, thanks bud. I know how to find what I’m looking for. Just trying to point out to Andrew that he omitted a fairly important portion of his review.

$77,000?

If you bought an Echo or Google home to shop with, you’re really not using it right. I’ve just about gone all in on Alexa. Six dots in the house. All the lights in my house are connected to them. We had the chrismas tree plugged into a wifi outlet. We have drop in set up with them all so they work like a home…

It will still be less ad-intrusive than what I just had to view to read this article lol.

I was just thinking the same thing. I don’t see the corrosion, rust, or other patina that would have formed over the nearly 3 decades, that thing looks like it was crashed last week. 

He accomplishes his goals, it just takes a few tries!

Hey! Look over here! (Don’t look at our failure to mass produce the car for the plebes that we promised)

“These numbers sound unreal but they’re not,”

Interesting, but shouldn’t they focus on building the back log of cars that they have instead of over promising

Oh ya? Actually I’m so anti-Trump and beyond tired of liars, I don’t believe a word Musk says at this point.

Digital renders, wild performance claims, no timeline, Tesla. I’m sure Tesla fully plans on making this and that it can hit those performance metrics. I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for it though.

Do people still believe this guy? Martian colonies, 200,000 cars...come on guys.

You see, Porsche, it’s possible to take things away and reduce price.

I believe they prefer “LEAFs”

Why are people surprised at this? Every rich person with a good accountant does this.

It’s even harder when your company has developed a grand total of 3 cars and has essentially 5 years of experience in mass production.

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

The point is, if you were to march out today to pick up your new $35,000 Tesla, you’d be marching back home empty-handed. Because there is no $35,000 Tesla. Not today, and probably not this year. And if and when you do eventually located one, sometime in 2018, it likely will be a completely bare-bones model.

Update #341

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To give you guys an update, we have used the funds to finish up on our previous models, and as soon as those are paid up we will then start production on your Model 3. Before you start yelling “Ponzi!” in unison, we will be shipping out limited…

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