Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

Two spelling errors in the headline? You must have been really excited by this news.

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

The first of many more videos to come ....

Satellite launches are heavily insured for this exact reason.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Arrgh. That’s the most frustrating part. For one, in our context as a news outlet, it’s fair use. Here is a newsworthy item, and there is video of how it happened. Of course we’ll want to link to the video. People are going to want to analyze it after the fact to get a better understanding of just what went on. I can…

No, it makes it a skid steer. Tractors typically have tires.

After spending too long dealing with Audi people, I approve of this.

Automation 102: any one of those sensors is bound to fail.

Here’s another one:

I think god loves us a latte but sometimes he has to espresso his anger with us.

I guess God was just venti his anger!

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As a millenial from the 90s (that’s a thing, right?), I think most of it comes from the figurative and literal shitshow the games were leading up to it, so I was markedly less interested in giving attention to it all.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

Would you have rather VW or BMW create such a thing? Both euro makers seem to use questionable parts suppliers that routinely seem to have parts failure within a short 60K mile cycle. I suppose if Honda or Toyota would have developed such a thing, we wouldn’t have much to complain about.

Japanese sports cars at that time were built so well, though. They just didn’t spare any cost and it showed. There were other factors in the US pricing (exchange rate, cache at the time, etc), but the quality of Supras and Z32s really is impressive in today’s market.