Gee, I’m really sorry your Raph blew up, Erik.

BTW, I’ll be selling my dirty socks, by the pair, in an exclusive sale. How, much you wonder? $10? $100? $500?  Worry no more-- these can be yours for the high, high price of $2500.  Move now before prices go down!

I’ve done some surprising off-roading with our Dodge Grand Caravan.  No, it won’t beat a Raptor, but we’ve had some definite yolo moments that worked out just fine.

“I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

This enflames my loins, much like oatmeal, the color beige, and elevator music.

These are hardly unique to Utah, but they are certainly found here:

1979 Lincoln Continental— Ok, fair criticisms, but I ask you: What other comfortable form of transport also allows you to carry 3 bodies in the trunk, 4 if you’re not squeamish?

In most cases where I split an infinitive I also try the unsplit version. I sometimes find that it reinforces the meaning I intend. I never consider it incorrect to split, though.  English ain’t Latin, yo.

Yeah, I don’t care so much about the dictionary acceptance.  I do care about good usage and clarity.  Most of those are just inferior.  I have demoted someone from a public-facing position because they refused to improve.  They used all of those.

I hope they rebuild, and make it bigger, and name it Пу́тін — хуйло́.

Yes, the metaverse... because more detachment from physical reality is exactly what the world needs.  Or, rather, more tension between those that give virtual life primacy and those that don’t.

You have to hide the pill inside a piece of steak. Works every time*.

Wait, free mud AND a free naked dude with, let’s say, a direct line to higher powers? And all she can do is complain?

Oh, come on... just because it’s someone’s project doesn’t necessarily make it scary! Chip Foose, Carroll Shelby, Larry Shinoda... they had some great projects. I’m sure this is the same.

That sucks, but there’s a glimmer of hope from the fact that this didn’t turn into “We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong”.  Let’s hope they build on that.

I’m a 6' 5" guy, so I guess the number of women that are significantly taller that I is vanishingly small. But I 100% get the desire for a taller woman sexually. I don’t share it— I like looking at my wife’s face— but I get it. After all, the view 7-ish inches below her face is also magnificent.

I really thought he was going to shoot the dashcam.  That would have been the perfect close.

“All of this, ironically, happened the same day President Biden is set to speak in Pittsburgh, PA about his $1 trillion infrastructure package.”

In that case, she’d really like to present her script for a screenplay called “Quintuple”.