The correct answer is the M35 Deuce and a Half. It has plenty of room, is durable, and has a reliable multi-fuel engine. It can run on gasoline, jet fuel, disel, kerosene, the blood of your enemies, etc. Don’t your parents deserve that kind of confidence?

And along similar lines, when people ask why I don’t want to visit Australia, I have to remind them that I have no interest in seeing the country that birthed Adolf Hitler. ;)

No, and I certainly won’t reply to you.

Agreed. I have moderate asthma, and I don’t need to take it off. I emphasize “need” because I certainly have a psychological connection between “slightly impeded breathing” and “OMG start sucking on the inhaler”. But, just for the heck of it, I wore a mask for a couple of hours, even at home, before my last dr’s…

You’re too rich to go to *regular* jail.  We have a special jail for the wealthy where the people beating the hell out of you in the shower are paid actors.

Green 1968 Mustang Fastback.  Because Steve.

I drive a Nissan Altima with the highly-regarded* CVT, and I’ll be adding considerable lightness** in the near future***, so I’m pretty sure I can take this “hyoon-die” with no problem.

I’ve told them I have a Dodge Grand Caravan (2018) with 317,000 miles.  I also told them, “Hang on... let me go see what it is... be right back...”... <watch an episode of Magic Schoolbus with the 6-yo>... “1989 Schwinn Highplains”.  Haven’t gotten many since.

So, explain this... I merged onto the highway here behind a large 0ff-road truck. It had a pair of rear-facing, very bright (like, LED headlight bright) lights at about bumper level. On this truck, that put it just below my eye level and left me seeing spots, genuinely having a hard time seeing in order to get out…

One thing that gets me about the Supreme Court is that it tends not to play out as people think.  There’s a shocking amount of unity for a supposedly divided court,

Has it gone down the pooper?

Is GM taking design tips from Rob Liefeld?

I have a Nissan Altima but usually bike places.  Not sure where I stand.

I’d be OK if the driver immediately pulled over and jabbed themselves with a cattle prod in the stomach and screamed, “Why am I so <jab>stupid? Fortunately <jab> I’m one of the 10% for <jab> whom the automat<jab>ic braking worked, but this could have been <jab> a tragedy!”

A Vette?  With a V12?  Like the Eye-tal-yans use?  No, no, I don’t think so.

I have an AR-15 that shoots Claymores-- the explosive and the sword.

You'll just have to drink one after, or while, driving a Rolls to find out.

A more modern take with cross-cultural appeal: I give you, “Spirit of X to the C”.

Same here.