Yep, I suppose people have the right not to wear face masks. And should someone come to me protesting for their right to poke themselves in the eye with a rusty spoon I would also agree, under the 10th Amendment. I would also think, “what a damned fool”.

Holy crap... learn to read the room is right.  If you genuinely think there’s a problem (which you shouldn’t and MYOB), be friendly.  Introduce yourself, strike up a conversation, talk shop a little, get to know them.  Maybe they’ll say, “I manage blah blah up on 3".  Maybe they’ll say, “My buddy said I could come by…

That’s cold, man, sentencing someone to death over Zoom.  That’s like dumping someone via text.

So I find that when I run everything hurts and I fall over and stay in the fetal position for about an hour and when people claim they want to help I tell then nuh-uh, they’re stupid and I don’t need help and they should take their dumb faces somewhere else and I want off this stupid planet.  Do I need different shoes?

It’s a stormtrooper.  Even if it were a real, live weapon her aim isn’t good enough to shoot someone standing right next to her.

Every historically oppressed and bullied segment of society should be open to this, and should train in the use of firearms. The bully that knows there’s a strong chance of not walking away from a confrontation will be far less likely to risk it.

Will you be ruling with an iron boot?

“...so you can weight pretty much anything on this baby”

“...so you can weight pretty much anything on this baby”

I don’t particularly care for the way that the spacing between sentences is handled.  The extra separation is easier to read, and single spacing just looks awkward and crunched.  The reasons that were in force in the days of typesetting are still relevant.

Now can I get a little credit for all the people I *haven’t* murdered?

Here’s the complete list:

Really?  Mine are okra, olive, and corn, in that order.  Mmm... okra... so refreshing!

I’ll bet you’re

I kind of support this for coal rollers, but not lifts.

¿Porque no los dos?

“Hey there, y’all!”

It's not that you would date them just because they're not a carrier.  It's that people want the option not to date them bacause they are.  And it's voluntary.

Yes, it’s absolutely possible, and far more common than some suppose.

Does it help that it was painful for me to write that post?

Why not names inspired by virility and man’s interaction with nature.