Maybe she should of written a little better but its understandabe irregardless of phrasing.

Now selling, a 1991 Yugo GV Plus located in Chapel Hill, NC.  The unreasonable owner is demanding $50, but I will put you in contact if you can put together $20 and a medium McDonald's fries.

Ok, suction cups. That works. I’d be on Amazon like...

It’s not a cat from outer space.  It’s a Flerkin.

“The biggest drawback I can see here is for car collectors, since there won’t really be older models around in this model...”

My bike has 29 inch wheels. U B h8in cuz I b rollin?

Thanks.  Now get that man some ice for his balls.

Holy crap.  That will not buff out.

I hate people screw that up.  There should be court-marshalls for that.

There’s room there for an LS swap.

Yeah, well, is it clean?  Huh?  Yeah, it is.  Bet you feel dumb now Ms. Car Elitist-head Person.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Shouldn’t number 14 behind him also have been ejected?

This is why I always wear the other team’s jersey when I go to my kid’s game.

Am I supposed to drive it into the sun as the concert ends?

BRING BACK THE EFFING CHILI CHEESE BURRITO.

Pantry... or paintry?

And when the Kirkland Paramilitary Costcorps comes to dish out pain, they can only dish out very large, family-sized pain.  They don’t have individually-sized pain, ever. 

This is best theory

Sure, but one adapts.