My friend was on the sidewalk when an unauthorized center cap flew off a Porsche and severed her hands and blinded her left eye.  She was wearing an authorized Ferrari jacket, which immediately caught on fire.

That’s a good bike, but mid-range pricewise.  It’s pretty easy to find bikes, mountain or road, north of $10,000.

This man has poor, wasteful taste.  I know this because I am an excellent judge of taste.  So good, in fact, that I ordered myself a trophy with exactly that on it.

Ice Breaker Ice Cubes gum, in spearmint, peppermint or cinnamon.  The flavoring is strong enough to do the job.  It uses xylitol, so there are dental benefits.  It comes in big bags if that’s your thing.  It’s available all over the place.  I get mine at Walmart specifically.

Ice Breaker Ice Cubes gum, in spearmint, peppermint or cinnamon.  The flavoring is strong enough to do the job.  It…

It can’t be Goose’s kid in the coffin.  Goose’s kid would have to be played by Ryan Gosling, and he’s not in the cast.

Crap... I missed the humidifier. Otherwise I’ve been doing all this uselessly for years.

They can’t even provide links to files hosted under the Logitech (or Logi) domains for the Unifying receivers?  Just some direct download from an AWS share somewhere?  And said download is apparently bricking receivers?  This is not how this should be done.

I’m pretty conservative, and I’d love nothing more than to see Abraham Lincoln descend from the sky on a cloud and grab Trump by the neck and bellow “you and I have NOTHING in common” before tossing him into the sun.

Hey, if that’s what it takes to keep a cold war cold, so be it. Maybe it was like a scientific Olympics— a relatively safe way of expressing national pride and competition without shooting each other.

“Houston, that’s negative on cheese. Repeat, negative cheese.”

Will there be a Raptor version of the emoji?  Not interested if not.

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for Mr. Blart.

lol, *exactly* what came to my mind when I read that comment.  I regret that I have but one star to give.

“... tiny, smooth, and hard”

It’s being compared to a Ferrari. Shouldn’t that be “immolation is the sincerest form of flattery”?

And yo momma be like, “Finally, a big enough back seat”

I don’t have any MS-purchased ebooks, so I don’t have a dog in the fight. Therefore, I became enraged and reached for my pitchfork (made of ethically-sourced wood and recycled aluminum) upon reading the headline. But then I read the article. The terms aren’t as bad as I expected. I thought it would be refunds for…

But what if I am trying to compose a ransom note? Can I still use Moleskine or can you recommend something else?

Available in the ninth circle of Costco.

I wonder if there will be a Streisand Effect from this. Lots of companies saying, “wait, what? Tesla blocked who again?  Well, hell, why aren't we blocking them?"