Wow. I’m politically a pretty conservative guy (although casting a vote for Trump would have turned my stomach) and this is way too much.  I can’t help but imagine that these laws would be out the window for any legislator whose wife, daughter, etc, was pregnant from rape.  Are they really going to say, “Nope, sorry…

I was torn between that and “I knew he had it in him and would get there in time”, although I tend toward the former.

So, weird question, but having been to very few bars, and none that had someone thrown out, say someone has bought a few drinks and then engages in ejection-worthy behavior... Do they make them pay for their drinks before they leave? FWIW, the 2 bars I’ve been to were the sit and order, pay when you’re leaving sort. …

Hey, not all men!  Some of us see that as a strictly monodirectional port, thank you.

The only relevant question: what is the manual diesel shooting brake of SW ships?

I notice that “sell them from the back of a van” is conspicuously absent from the article.  Please update.

Damnit, now my pants fit all funny.

Darn it, now where did I leave my fainting couch?

All the comparison power figures are so close as not to differentiate. I wouldn’t buy on the basis of power output.  Slight one-ups aren’t all that appealing, I suppose.

Yeah, from that angle I see it a lot more. As it rotates from straight side shot to angled, it goes from GT to Pantera.

This is the first safety innovation that I support since the transition from making seatbelts from webbing instead of piano wire.

Complicate, then add gaudiness.

it’s well-known that George Burns lived to 99 because he was taking care of his parents.

Any chance I can get the engine? Have an Altima ready for a swap.

You might even spin it as assisted suicide.  Maybe that helps in some states.

“This is Agent... umm... Jones of the Internal Revenue Service. On your tax returns you listed ‘wife’ as a deduction for ‘content production for Pornhub’”

It's "fazed",  not "phased".

It’s not that tough to transition, but we need an intermediate system. You start by introducing the prefixes. We use centigallons, kiloyards, decaounces, and so on, for a while. Then we sneak in the units. Bam! All done.

I almost got fired, but I’m presently in HR’s offices while they pleasure themselves after reviewing the evidence. This is freaking awkward. I’m assuming this will turn into mutually-assured silence.