Jax buying James a couple pairs of Supreme underwear — I am dying! Thank you Hasan Minhaj’s Patriod Act for inadvertantly prepping me to appreciate how perfect that was.

Don’t worry, Scheana will get a new boyfriend who hates her and only wants attention and publicity. Trust and believe.

I’ll probably regret saying this but I’m really rooting for Brittany and Jax... love your recaps by the way!

RE: Jax & Brittany

You know we’re in for a hell of a season when the show opens with Lala walking down the street and talking about how she likes to weigh between 120 and 123 pounds. Reach for the stars, Lala. Reach for the stars.

My understanding from watching RHOBH is that Max has had his difficulties, and holding a job and performing well at it is a big (and great!) thing for him. Everybody is different.  It’s not Lisa being a bad parent.

<<Isn’t that why you all voted for him?>>

That’s probably the best thing you could do for housekeeping as they no doubt only get so much time to clean each room. Lighten their workload and they’ll probably love that more than a tip.

This is my problem. Instead of expecting guests to help your people make a living wage, how about you pay them a living wage? Raise the room rate by $3 a day and give it all to housekeeping and then we won’t have to make up for your shitty business practices.

Hotels charge hundreds of dollars a night for a room and we’re supposed to supplement their staff’s wages on top of that? Actually, they’re incentivizing us to not even use the service by offering points for not using housekeeping services at all. Which I find additionally mean to their employees (hey you get to work…

It’s a lifelong sentence of pills cocktail and marginalization.