This isn’t working. Just stop. Let F/A die.

You salute the rank, not the man. The day we stop having the utmost respect for the Office of the President of the United States is the day we consign ourselves to the ash heap of history.

Yeah, you clearly haven’t worn the cloth of your nation.

I'd hope they'd kill this blog if he left.

It’s a public service, really. I can foresee the day when I have to smuggle gallon jugs of vodka in Poland Spring bottles to my mom in whatever old-lady housing situation she ends up in.

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

Its going to be a huge space station, a classy space station, and its a space station that’s going to win...in space...by being classy...

You can always auto-rotate. Unless the Jesus nut comes off.......

i don’t think they would defect. I think they would fight to the death.. it’s a different culture than the Iraqi army.

I’d say Zuckerberg’s house, but I’m afraid all we’d find are ten thousand hoodies and a Prius.

Yes! Perfect time for a ragtag group of professional burglars (including a brash newbie looking to make a name for himself, a grizzled old pro doing one last job before retirement, a nerdy computer hacker that doesn’t quite fit in, one black guy, and a hot chick) to rob a bank/jewelry store/illegal casino on the other…

Looks like amateurs.

It’s like all my campy childhood movie memories were just covered in the world’s biggest wet blanket.

Even funnier is the tally of federal felony charges they racked up in the movie. Iron Eagle 2 should have took place at Ft. Leavenworth.

CHAPPY NOOOOOOOOOOO

Haha it’s ok. Usually I see the similar crap I posted on facebook though. That place is terrifying nowadays.

“I’m unclear on the finer differences between an APC, a Tank, and Mobile Armored Artillery.”

Many are unaware that Columbia claimed four additional lives in her history, beyond those of her final crew.

USS America should’ve painted the pigs with numbers 1, 2, and 4. Leave the Kennedy crew looking for pig 3.

tuning in to the right frequency to record an unencrypted NTSC video feed does not constitute hacking.