I thought that was applied orally.

Rob: Who's truck was the coolest on The Dukes of Hazzard?

Helmets are mandatory for everyone. Uh, except you, Mr. The Rock... sorry, sir. Please let go of my arm.

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

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It's okay, Toyota 4Runner TRDPro truck. Shhhhhh. Shhhhhh. It's okay.

Police sketch of them:

It's official. Atlanta Jalops hate the ForTwo.

Where's Doug DeMuro? He should add a third, independent post on how stupid the ForTwo is to own.

He is letting them know they can close the diving bell...

*cough*

Deadspin Jeopardy

The word they're looking for is probably "aesthetic," but that runs the risk of being pronounced like "ass-thetic", a Camry-appropriate portmanteau of "ass ugly" and "pathetic."

If only those greedy bastards at UHaul would provide some instructions, where they could be clearly seen by any sentient being whose butt is in the driver's seat of the vehicle towing that trailer. Maybe a warning of some type or a speed limit; instead they only post this hieroglyphic which no living human could ever…

Believe that AWD makes you invincible.

Late-model Mini:

I think it's case of function over form.

The only Agent Orange I like is the band: